Just Announced: The Non-Mid-Atlantic & Non-NYC Edition

I wasnt sure if I should put this in the Onion thread or this one…
Metallica To Officially Play Show In Antarctica Show This December
http://www.theprp.com/2013/10/24/news/metallica-to-officially-play-show-in-antarctica-show-this-december/

    ?After over 30 years as a band, we have been unbelievably fortunate to visit just about every corner of the earth . . . except for one. That is all about to change as we are set travel to Antarctica, the only continent that Metallica has never played on until now!! We are partnering with Coca-Cola Zero for one of the most unique and special concert events in our career as we?ll be performing near the heliport of the Argentine Antarctic Base Carlini on Sunday, December 8, 2013.

    Latin American fans in Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, and Mexico will be able to enter a contest for the chance to win an Antarctic cruise that sails December 3-10 and will stop at Carlini. We?ll be playing inside a dome on the base and in another twist, the show will be transmitted to the audience via headphones with no amplification . . . a real first for us! The show will also be streamed live for our friends in those Latin American countries who cannot join us at the base and filmed to share with everyone at a later date.

    For more details about his amazing adventure, check here: http://ko.globallogic.com.ar/cczAR/index.html. To enter the contest to join us in Antarctica, click here: http://www.coca-colazero.com.ar/es/index.html. Contest entry begins on October 28th.

    Pack up those warm clothes and we?ll see you at the bottom of the planet!?

killsaly wrote:

(Metallica) are partnering with Coca-Cola Zero for one of the most unique and special concert events in our career

there's your answer: the Onion thread.

If MBV wasnt this weekend, I would consider driving to Boston for Hassle Fest 5… Great Lineup
SCHEDULE

    Friday 11/8
    4:50 Cave Bears (MA)
    5:10 Nice Guys (MA)
    5:30 Cottaging (MA/RI)
    5:50 Lame Drivers (NJ)
    6:10 Designer (MA)
    6:30 Zebu (MA)
    6:50 Kal Marks (MA)
    7:10 Obnox (OH)
    7:35 Hunnie Bunnies (PA/RI)
    7:55 Street Gnar (KY)
    8:20 Ed Schrader's Music Beat (MD)
    8:40 Keith Fullerton Whitman (MA)
    9:00 Doomsday Student (RI)
    9:20 Japanther (NY)
    9:50 The Beets (NY)
    10:20 Lightning Bolt (RI)

        Hassle Fest continues…

        @Cantab Lounge - 738 Massachusetts Ave, Cambridge, MA
        11pm-2am/FREE w proof of attendance of earlier part of the fest or $5 otherwise / 21+
        11:10 Taps (MA)
        11:30 Cloud Becomes Your Hand (NY)
        11:50 Crosss (NS, CA)
        12:10 Krill (MA)
        12:30 Monsieurs (VA)
        12:50 Mutwawa (VA)
        1:10 (New England) Patriots (MA)

    Saturday 11/9
    4:30 Acidosis (FL)
    4:50 Free Pizza (MA)
    5:10 Psychic Blood (MA)
    5:30 Bezoar (NY)
    5:50 Bad Behavior (NY)
    6:10 Aykroyd (MA)
    6:30 Johns (NY)
    6:50 Doug Tuttle (MA)
    7:10 Fat Creeps (MA)
    7:30 Grizzler (MA)
    7:50 Profligate (PA)
    8:10 Ben Hersey (MA)
    8:30 Spacin' (PA)
    8:50 Guerilla Toss (MA)
    9:10 Speedy Ortiz (MA)
    9:30 Nate Young/Regression (MI)
    10:00 Black Dice (NY)
    10:30 Prince Rama (NY)

        Hassle Fest continues…

        @Western Front - 343 Western Ave Cambridge, MA
        11pm-2am / FREE w proof of attendance of earlier part of the fest or $5 otherwise
        11:30 The Channels (MA)
        11:50 Dan Friel (NY)
        12:10 Phemale (CT)
        12:30 Priests (DC)
        12:50 PC Worship (NY)
        1:10 Skimask (MA)

Prince
Connecticut
December 27-29

grateful wrote:
Prince
Connecticut
December 27-29

Is he playing the entire state?

The whole state might show up!  I would if I were there…

Uncasville.  no idea.

on edit:  Mohegan Sun Arena

Austin Psych Fest 2014
May 2nd-4th

PRIMAL SCREAM (UK)
LOOP (UK)
THE BLACK ANGELS (US)
THE ZOMBIES (UK)
OF MONTREAL (US)
THE  HORRORS (UK)
BLACK LIPS (US)
AVEY TARE'S SLASHER FLICKS (US)
LIARS (US)
UNKNOWN MORTAL ORCHESTRA (US)
MONO (JP)
TOBACCO (US)
DEAD MEADOW (US)
ONEOHTRIX POINT NEVER (US)
MOON DUO (US)
TOY (UK)
WOODS (US)
LA FEMME (FR)
JACCO GARDNER (DK)
EARTHLESS (US)
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE (FR)
ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE (JP)
KADAVAR (DE)
SHANNON & THE CLAMS (US)
THE GOLDEN DAWN (US)
YAMANTAKA // SONIC TITAN (CA)
BARN OWL (US)
TERAKAFT (ML)
WHITE HILLS (US)
DESTRUCTION UNIT (US)
QUILT (US)
JOEL GION & THE PRIMARY COLORS (US)
GAP DREAM (US)
KING GIZZARD & THE WIZARD LIZARD (AU)
BOOGARINS (BR)
LORELLE MEETS THE OBSOLETE (MX)
AQUA NEBULA OSCILLATOR (FR)
THE OSCILLATION (UK)
STEVE GUNN (US)
CIRCUIT DES YEUX (US)
THE YOUNG (US)
FANTASMES (PR)
KIKAGAKU MOYO (JAP)

If I wasn't going to Wrestlemania in April, I would definitely be heading to Austin in May…

killsaly wrote:
If I wasn't an enormous loser, I would definitely be a different type of enormous loser…

Fixed that quote for you.

Julian, wrote:
I am an asshole.

Fixed that for you.

I'd rather be an asshole than a Wrestlemania attendee.  ::)

.

::)

:-*

Julian, wrote:
I'd rather be an asshole than a Wrestlemania attendee.  ::)

1. Julian, at one point, worshipped Billy Corgan.
2. Billy Corgan owns his own pro wrestling league.
3. Julian likes pro wrestling.

Q.E.D.

Brian

Brian_Wallace wrote:
2. Billy Corgan owns his own pro wrestling league.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryYcyt8FPlg

bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6cH040ayk

Brian_Wallace wrote:
1. Julian, at one point, worshipped Billy Corgan.
2. Billy Corgan owns his own pro wrestling league.
3. Julian likes pro wrestling.

I love the sterling logic of "Julian likes Siamese Dream, ergo, he must love all the same things one of the musicians who recorded that record like," followed by a QED for emphasis.

D'arcy has a horse farm, I must love dressage, I suppose… Wait, terrible example.

James Iha loves $600 designer sunglasses and dreams of owning a walk-in humidor. I guess I do too— wait, scratch that.

Fuck it, I might like WWE and not know it.

you went to see his lame band three times in one week.

http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=470.msg7595#msg7595

James wrote:
you went to see his lame band three times in one week.

http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=470.msg7595#msg7595

Big whoop. You've probably fake reviewed three shows none of which you actually attended all in one week.

All the ad hominem towards me in the world doesn't make grown adults watching pro wrestling any less pathetic.