ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

totally wrote:
Felonious Monk


Are we sure?



https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/
excontradiction wrote:
totally wrote:
Felonious Monk


Are we sure?



https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/
WHO HAS BROKEN THE CARDINAL RULE OF BAND NAMES THAT - HONESTLY - WE'RE SURPRISED DON'T EXIST ALREADY?

SHAME ON SIDEHATCH!!
excontradiction wrote:
totally wrote:
Felonious Monk


Are we sure?
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/

We are not

but there was this lovely post
Felonious Monk
August 2, 2012  ·
We're now on MySpace too! Check us out and listen to our new album! http://www.myspace.com/590940232

wow, myspace still works…that was a shocker
There was also a band called Thelonious Monster in the 80s that had a little success.
Isolated And Angry

Also, I checked and didn't see any bands on myspace or Friendster
Hutch's New Pleated Pants
Justin wrote:
Hutch's New Pleated Pants

Hmm…this is a thing…


Cropped, comfortable, and contemporary, these Hutch pants are a triple threat
Pigeon Cheats Death

or Joe The Pigeon
Was this already said?


Karen
WalkOnBack wrote:
Was this already said?


Karen


Sorry, dude!

Justin wrote:
Suddenly, Karen!
Suddenly, Fuck!
Wall Game Street Stop

Or

Game Wall Stop Street
Mac N Cheese

MackingCheese

MakandCheeze
Smackin' Cheese
SNACKNCHEESE
excontradiction wrote:
SCIENTISTS HAVE TAUGHT SPINACH TO SEND EMAILS

https://www.euronews.com/living/2021/02/01/scientists-have-taught-spinach-to-send-emails-and-it-could-warn-us-about-climate-change


The Nanobionic Women
Einsteinium
WalkOnBack wrote:
Einsteinium

it does exist
https://esquartet.com/
EINSTEINIUM QUARTET
A SAX QUARTET FOR EVERY OCCASION


that's pretty bold, EVERY occasion?  Would they have played the insurrection?
What about

Californium
WalkOnBack wrote:
What about

Californium

them too

https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/

Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart