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ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Sidehatch
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 06, 2025 at 07:29 PM UTC #
Ends Meat
sweetcell
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 06, 2025 at 07:30 PM UTC #
Collective Conflict

this one comes from work yesterday.  i was messaging my team:
happy monday, team!  we have a collective conflict at 10:00am with the [meeting name], so today's standup will be async.  please post your updates below.  thanks!  (and i'm claiming "collective conflict" as my new band name…)

(there is at least one band called "Conflict", and there are a few bands called "Collective", but no "Collective Conflict" -so, mine!)
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 07, 2025 at 11:06 AM UTC #
Meth Raccoon
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 09, 2025 at 03:33 AM UTC #
Size 14
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 09, 2025 at 10:38 AM UTC #
walk, wrote:
Size 14


I gonna be that guy, but there is already a band called Size 14 and they put one really great pop/punk  record with the infamous song “Claire Danes Poster”.  Gonna listen to this one today, it’s been awhile

Also how could I forget “Sleeping In The Wet Spot”
Sidehatch
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 09, 2025 at 12:08 PM UTC #
Of course Koz is the ultimate fact checking cuz, sucks that AI is coming for his job

but in good band names news

titanic nothingburger
(cnn gets the credit on this one)
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 09, 2025 at 12:11 PM UTC #
Podcast Famous
sweetcell
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 09, 2025 at 04:59 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Also how could I forget “Sleeping In The Wet Spot”

by the red aunts?!?

<SpaceTAN>
that song woke up a decades-old memory: a guitar magazine that i had in the mid-90's had a cartoon called "the illustrated history of the electric guitar."  one panel was about how punk rock helped open up guitar to everyone, including women - and the accompanying illustration was of a stereotypical riot grrl band - shaved mohawks, baggy flannel & all - singing "AIN'T GONNA SLEEP IN THE WET SPOT NO MOOOOOOOOORE!".  i wonder if the red aunts saw that cartoon and decided to finally make that song happen in 2011-2012.
</SpaceTAN>
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 10, 2025 at 03:54 PM UTC #
The Blinking Stop Signs



I’m surprised there is some right wing outrage over these things given they are solar powered
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 11, 2025 at 02:02 AM UTC #
Pole Leo
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 12, 2025 at 03:21 PM UTC #
The Jet Gift
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM UTC #
Teenage Mortgage Sunday
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Teenage Mortgage Sunday
Oh man, once again: Julian’s ideas fucking delivered.
Sidehatch
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM UTC #
Weaponization Working Group
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM UTC #
The Fugly Banners
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 16, 2025 at 08:12 PM UTC #
The Flying Ketchup Bottles
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 19, 2025 at 08:56 PM UTC #
Water Based Cooking



Ok fine I’ll explain this one… it would appear some health influences have “discovered” the benefits of cooking food in water instead of fat… hence they have invented soup
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 20, 2025 at 08:22 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
this massive piece of pounded pork
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 22, 2025 at 04:18 PM UTC #
The Swivel Chair Checkers
kosmo
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already. May 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM UTC #
TACO Trade

Bet they are popular in the JA soirée circuit
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