ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Hand Cocks
Sidehatch wrote:
walk,on,by wrote:
beaver fest, was such a turn off.  better name?

ok…let's hear your suggestions


Pussy Patch 2016

Vagnation

Pussypalooza

Your Cuntry Festival
Saw a great one today:

[glow=green,2,300] Tanzverbot [/glow]

Uncle Leo's Crime of Passion
Rot In Hell, Antonin Scalia

(A We still love you Boris Yeltsin side project.)

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
Your Neighbor Bruce

Crowdfunds $40,000 for debut album. Never delivers.
Sidehatch wrote:

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars


YES!!! Genius idea!
I lovitz!

Every time I hear the word "mongoloid" I think about the episode of Mad Men where Bobby says the one memorable line he has in seven seasons (and four variations), to his sister when she cuts her hair off: "You look like a mongoloid."
Fuck Juice
G.A.Y Chem,trails

(not sure what the acronym stands for, but I'll let you fill in the blanks)
Great Ass Yo, Chemtrails
The Prevagens
I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
Bomb Robot


first album cover for
'this is for you'

walk,on,by wrote:
I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
I always assumed at least one member of that band was a member on here and it was in tribute to me.
Threat Midler
The Black Hole to Hell Where My Lover Has Gone

This was my band in high school, unfortunately we had no songs, no talent, no instruments and no members, except for me. But we intended to have all of those things, so that's something. And we had a killer name.
YInMa Blue