ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Retroactive Impeachment

although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025
kosmo wrote:
Retroactive Impeachment

although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025

working title for their upcoming debut full-length is a real throwback: "We’ve Got Lots of Theories, We Just Don’t Have the Evidence"
Lauren and The Vapers
Juilan and The Taylor Beat
kosmo wrote:
Juilan and The Taylor Beat


I like
Juilan and The Tailored Beat 
better
how is this not the name of some goth/darkwave/metal band

Lurid Films For The Lord
Octopus Rising
Update

Lauren and the Hand Jives
The Theatre Gropers
kosmo wrote:
The Theatre Gropers
Jason for the win https://x.com/JasonIsbell/status/1702809622615056427?s=20
Emotional Truths
kosmo wrote:
One of Brent Terhune’s better ones

https://x.com/brentterhune/status/1703108399997624598?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA


Try that during our town …. Lol
Missing Fighter Jet
Big John and The Senator's Shorts
Mustache John and The Body Doubles
$78 Burger and The Fries
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah