ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

"Ghost-apples"




found on Michigan farm. Ice storm covers rotten apples on the tree. The rotten apple has a lower freezing point than water, doesn't freeze. Apple gets mushy, oozes out a hole in the bottom of the ice, leaving a ghostly shell.
The Forest Nation
Felonious Meat
Sierra Missed
The Strongly Worded Statements
If ever there was a perfect name for a punk band

Sphincter Whistle
kosmo wrote:
If ever there was a perfect name for a punk band

Sphincter Whistle


Would that be a Butt Trumpet tribute band?
Money Lutheran Operation
Blow, wrote:
Money Lutheran Operation


this made me LOL in these dark times
The Special Government Employee
Trans Cuntinental
Fork Tender


Hadn't done one of these in a while. Couldn't resist this one.
Justin wrote:


Hadn't done one of these in a while. Couldn't resist this one.


Fonnui?
The topological qubits
The Porta Potty Princess
The Porsche Potty Principle
Porch Toilet
Meverkind

-credit it my 15 year old