ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

contradiction wrote:
The Italian Volkwagen IG account has a lot to think about.

https://instagram.com/volkswagenitalia


Volkswa Genitalia
Levels of sadness
Elephant Box

H/t Prince lyric
Porn Baron

h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"

GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.
Straight People Love Calling Gay People Pedophiles
I Need To Stop Posting on Forums Before Caffeine and Food
kosmo wrote:
Porn Baron

h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"

GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.


Wait. There's an organization you have to register with???
kosmo wrote:
Angry People in Local Newspapers


widdling on the side of the road
Small Green Buds
Six  Billion Border Crossers
Kosmo's Mom
Justin wrote:
Kosmo's Mom
She's got it going on.
Cancer Is My Own Fault
Reasonable Doubt
The red hot art peppers
Or
Sault n Art pepper
Born Again Christian Dior
Pet Crab eating Onion Ring
sweetcell wrote:
Pet Goat eating Onion Ring


FTFY
^that band already sounds ten times better, fact
The Dotted Quavers