ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

really cheap overall considering
Clown Shop Judges

Lifted from Primal Screams Twitter, I’m sure there is more to this…
Bob Pylan
Bob Zylan
Mob Dylan
Justin wrote:
Mehstard
Where to start



H/t

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

https://twitter.com/isabellarosner/status/1658554043927601152?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Sugar Coma
contradiction wrote:
Sugar Coma


Damn. Never mind.

https://www.discogs.com/artist/298587-Sugarcoma
Howabout…..sugar comma
a band walkie would be into
Falling Death

Aka known as me playing Zelda
Also keenly adept at blowing myself up…
gesture politics
Monkey dust mayhem


As in

Monkey dust mayhem as driver is tasered, drives off and then found in boot

kosmo wrote:
Monkey dust mayhem


I would totally go see monkey dust mayhem, based on the name alone.
Gasms h/t the title of Smokey Robinson's latest album

although GASM is already taken
Black Bear In A Tree
Paper Thin Garage Door

&

Almost Always Open
lol he's so cool, man. what a statement