ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Off-season wrote:
Cyborg Slaves of Satan


Out on tour with

Dip Your Hands In Blood
The Comey McCabe Audit Project
Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos

(Twitter link)
Congratulations on your 13,000th Post
Justin wrote:
Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos
The Julian's America thread is over there . . .
The Cavil
Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
Walk,on,by wrote:
Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
hear, hear!

“hear, hear!” It is an abbreviation for “hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!”
the bling boom won't last

(more of an album title than band name)
Crypto Remorse
billions of planets!
Marvel Smarvel
Julian's Seconds
I Can't Fill My Day, Being a Human Being
The Squeegee kids
Captain Crasheroony Snoozefest

Boris bests the Donald for having the best words 8)  ???
A Can't Do Spirit
Stop Lying About Sex
the novelty curve
Impeached President Butt Dials