ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Vacant Minds

H/T some “genius” tech bro citing some study that people with high IQs don’t listen to music

Music is mostly appealing as a way to fill an otherwise vacant mind that has no interesting thoughts and minimal goal-directed behavior.


Damn proud of my vastly vacant mind

https://x.com/ox_dao/status/1809900410456437080?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Justin wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Seriff’s Office


Shouldn't that be [font=times new roman]Seriff's Office?[/font]

i 100% approve of any font-based humor.
The Fake Candidates

Sadly the dude admitted to using AI to enhance his photo

The Upside Down Ships

And yes this came via a flat earther “genius”
kosmo wrote:
The Fake Candidates

Sadly the dude admitted to using AI to enhance his photo



if that's the enhanced version, i don't want to see the original.
interpersonal reasons
Whitmer & Warnock

Backed by The Big Energy Blues Machine led by Obama
Nuclear Pasta
Vicious Pickle


Justin wrote: hot soda
kosmo wrote:
Vicious Pickle



I can’t seem to find away to post this image so click the link to see an AI generated picture of Vicious Pickle.. creating it proved far more fun then expected

https://www.bing.com/images/create/the-band-vicious-pickle2c-an-80s-heavy-metal-band-w/1-66979f4077634a5fa37084e44e3f3a65?id=Wjt04qtLvC7FelMW%2FqEhew%3D%3D&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&idpclose=1&edit=1&clientName=BING+CHAT&sappdirectload=1&showselective=1&lng=en-US&idpbck=1&form=BICREC&idpview=singleimage&idpo=coll&thid=OIG3.oxwma.cLoM.dbSSPs4Ey&ssp=1&setlang=en&cc=US&safesearch=moderate

Resurrected an old tumblr


kosmo wrote:
The Upside Down Ships

And yes this came via a flat earther “genius”


The AI nailed this one


grateful wrote:
Nuclear Pasta


The novelty will wear off soon, but I envisioned Nuclear Pasta as a math rock band

The Falcon Sensors
kosmo wrote:
Adult Snow Day

The Cheap Pretenders
Cocaine Shark and the meth jets
Downs syndrome barbie