ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Splitting Hares

drats…in 2010 some band did it…and they have only 81 likes
Straightish
PACK THE COURTS
Word Bitch, Word
Blame the Burrito

Debut LP: Footing the Bill
Tikcock
hygiene theater
Stupid Is Sexy
Oak Tree Poem

From the My So Called Life episode I'm watching.
That Show Was Always Too Very For Me
I Was At That Concert
Tastemaker Makeout
The Stereo Typist

note: Saw a tweet about a band's new single and thought the band was called Stereo Typist and was looking around on the streaming platforms for it with no luck.. turns out the band's bass player goes by the Stereo Typist and the actual band is Moonlight Parade

and crossing posting to what are listening to now…

https://moonlightparade.bandcamp.com/
kosmo wrote:
The Stereo Typist

this might be a good album cover

although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
St. wrote:
although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
After what happened to Ray McKigney, hand modeling didn't seem quite so glamourous.
ha…someone created a linked in profile https://www.linkedin.com/in/ray-mckigney-a3224ba9/
he's a local ;)
with extreme prejudice
I am really shocked, there's not a band called

CUNT

Not shocked at all, that there's a band called

ANAL CUNT
come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt

Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics