ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The mygrants
Path Of Totality

(stoner rock, obviously)

edit: They exist!
Justin wrote:
Path Of Totality


That’s where I will be April 8th
Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
Justin wrote:
Path Of Totality


That’s where I will be April 8th


Same. Kent State or Bust
Toxic Tunnel Sludge
Willie and The Wonky Experience
The Sexy Oompah Loompas
This one's kinda wordy…

The Bowling Ball of High-Altitude Cold

Probably works better as an album name.
Religious Christian Identity Cross-Lighting Ceremony
The Ugly Couches
Spotted Seth
Dumbest Thread Ever
Humpback Mountain
Space wrote:
Dumbest Thread Ever


1,111
Space wrote:
Dumbest Thread Ever


I think these are candidates for dumber threads:

https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24486.msg448384#msg448384
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24487.msg448389#msg448389
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24516.msg455253#msg455253
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24777.msg471492#msg471492
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24883.msg479283#msg479283
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24900.msg480196#msg480196
That Halloween costume thread, had potential.
Awash In Speed

which would be this is my <insert name of punk band> tribute act
Terminally Online
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
grateful wrote:
Combination IHOP and Applebee&#039;s


Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?