ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Secret Meat
Justin wrote:
Secret Meat
This is interesting. The term "mystery meat" has been around a long time and its very off-putting. "Secret meat," ostensibly, means the same thing but, honestly, its a way better branding. "Secret meat" is seductive. Its alluring. It feels like it could be sexy. Whereas "mystery meat" makes me think I may get salmonella. And not erotically.

Erotic Salmonella would be a good band name, now that I think about it.
Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
May be why McDonald's doesn't use "mystery sauce" on their Big Macs. But a lot of junk food makers expect people to pay money for a "mystery flavor" (Oreo, Slurpee, Mountain Dew, etc.). Hell with that; pay me to do your market research, bastards.
excontradiction wrote:
Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!

I think it should be restaurant's that we are surprised that they DO exist


I'm with Sidehatch
Justin wrote:
I'm with Sidehatch

mmm, I think I need a t-shirt or a bumper sticker of this
Justin wrote:


ha!  this is exactly what i feared a "restaurants that we are surprised that they DO exist" thread would devolve into: a long list of asian restaurants with double-entendre names - Foo King Meats, Phat Phuc Noodles, etc…
Khan Khonfirm

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JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)
WalkOnBack wrote:
JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)


I can get behind this
JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many believers who find joy in sharing the gospel with the unsaved. The dictionary meaning of Ween is to believe and think.


So do we consider Jules the unsaved??
No, I shaved this morning.
Wait — you said saved.
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Julian Cunt
challenged wrote:
Julian's Cunt
FTFY