ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Bookkeeping Error

The Exploding Teacakes

h/t RAF ban on 'exploding' Tunnock's teacakes lifted

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20x5x0g3kqo

grateful wrote:
A disgrace to all hats

i'd like to place a provisional hold on this one… bitchin band name.

Secure Your Phone

hint hint

The Delay Switch

The Banana Faction

Panican

Pump N Dump

The Loyalty Pins

Unsecured Penguin

h/t Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa

the good news is no one including the penguin was hurt, just damaged the helicopter which was 50 feet in the air when the box containing the penguin slide off the passengers lap and  knocked the pilot's controls

Manapause

Our Token Female

The Eel Smugglers

Point of reference

eels are the most smuggled animal on earth; there's a $4-$5 billion per year black market trade in eels.

Which of course begs question why?

Justin wrote:
Our Token Female

I felt the need to Google to see if someone had picked this as a band name as I felt someone group MUST HAVE but I owe Justin an apology, it appears no one has.

Everyone Hates Data Centers

Blow, wrote:
Everyone Hates Data Centers

not everyone

Julian, wrote:

Justin wrote:
Our Token Female

I felt the need to Google to see if someone had picked this as a band name as I felt someone group MUST HAVE but I owe Justin an apology, it appears no one has.

TV Tropes has so many token character pages that they created an index.

Faxed the Volcano

Crab Rangooning

Thermal Receipt Cancer