ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Rectal Ozone Therapist
The Seaweed Blob
69 American Alligators
contradiction wrote:
The Seaweed Blob

if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
sweetcell wrote:
contradiction wrote:
The Seaweed Blob

if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
yeah, me too
Meg White and The Yatching Life

(honestly i have no idea what Meg White is doing post White Stripes, but this seems logical) 
Chronic Disease Blackface
Rage Against The Washing Machine
Industrial Musical

h/t

This Texan Was a Master of a Curious Midcentury Art Form, the Industrial Musical
Brands once staged elaborate productions for their employees. No one was better at making them than Mexia-born Michael Brown.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/texan-master-industrial-musicals-michael-brown-mexia/
I keep waiting for Laibach to do Damn Yankees
GODDAMN GOTHS ON METH


edit: sorry, real band
Rockcoon Dawgz
^ definitely a rap-rock band
Potato House On Mars

Any PHOMheads out there?
Lie the loudest
it's not that i can't believe this band doesn't exist already (it doesn't, i checked), it's just that i like the double meaning:

The Felt Presents
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

I'm torn as to what genre this band would be… Emo? Industrial? Avant Garde Jazz?  but i guess something in the the Noise vein would be best…
It sound like it should be the name of a Duster LP.
Drag Defense Fund
Mars Pet Rock