ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

soundtrack to my midlife crisis
Relaxer’s Schtick
Social Security Lies
The Rural Hospital Shutdowns
Typhoid Gary
The Fireworks Display Encores
Rat Fingers

The link is not what you might expect (and is semi-NSFW)
The Water Setup
kosmo wrote:
The Fireworks Display Encores


i realize even for me this is obtuse so..

a few years back we attended our local fireworks display and after the big finale, those in charge of the launching the fireworks were seen looking at the launch devices and realized a whole portion of the program hadn't launched. so they started it up and we got what was truly a fireworks display encore.

this year after the main display was over for the next several minutes we got a series of individual firework launches a few minutes apart… it's almost as if someone went around and was poking with a stick to make sure everything got launched
sweetcell wrote:more-than-space-like existence.
The Fart Walkers
The Expired Contracts
National Mikey
The Suspicious Transactions

likely a cover band doing hotel lounges in the Cayman Islands 
The Bawdy Letters
kosmo wrote:
The Bawdy Letters
Yellow Flag!! That’s my The Magic Numbers cover band.
I am not sure if this will be the title of the EP or the Live album
“Disgusting and Filthy Rag”
The Coldplay Of Kiss Cams


Not exactly what I had in mind, but Julian did make claims to this one