ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Justin wrote:
The Coldplay Of Kiss Cams
add to the reasons one hates Coldplay
House wreckers
Ageless Enigmas
Panican at the Costco
Cold Player
Corn Sweat

a James Brown Cover band

Funk so fresh, it shucks.
The Vulgar Fractions

Debut album: The Over/Under Theory
Polopony

(pronounced puh-LAH-puh-nee, the same way Fred Flintstone pronounces "polo pony")

Debut album: Zarfin'
Justin wrote:
Polopony
Debut album: Zarfin'
I'd buy that
Oxford, Comma & Ampersand
The Bikini Burglars
Justin wrote:
The Bikini Burglars

should be on a triple-bill with the Sweater Puppies and the Budgie Smugglers.
Denial At The Farmers Market
I'd have put an exclamation point after "Denial" but that is a good one
Yup was indeed thinking of Panic! At the Disco when this popped into my head, forgot they used a ! mark in the name.
kosmo wrote:
Yup was indeed thinking of Panic! At the Disco when this popped into my head, forgot they used a ! mark in the name.

Insanity-Hatch wrote:
Panican at the Costco

I guess this should have been Panican! at the Costco


Also, I just like: Pierogi Denial
Juvenile curfew zone.
Bin Juice

H/T

Residents fear flats could burn down if bin juice from missed collections ignites
kosmo wrote:
Residents fear flats could burn down if bin juice from missed collections ignites

dafuq those residents putting in their trash bins?!?
sweetcell wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Residents fear flats could burn down if bin juice from missed collections ignites

dafuq those residents putting in their trash bins?!?


well it is Brighton
The Concussed Clowns