ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

What Is Real Anymore
Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for this one.

Gay Hypnosis
One Finger Salute
Walk,on,by wrote:
One Finger Salute

https://myspace.com/theonefingersalute
Already taken
They look really bad too
Lady Usher of the Black Rod

h/t Stephen Colbert
Distract Of Columbia
^ i considered posting that too ;D
nyquil chicken
Something Has To At Some Point Stick Right?

better known in the trades as SHTASPSR? hottest electro jam band..
Thinking In My Head

The Military Service Liars
Johnny Carson vs. the Kardashians
the CarDashians
Special-hatch wrote:
the CarDashians


Nice!
Uncle Of 2
Vanna White Supremacist
disgusting jannies

(in relation to the abbot is a piss boy)
The Crunchy Leaves

Just in time for autumn.
Temporary Speedbump  aka TempHatch's ska project
Inactive Beer Volcano
Noble Beard