ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Operation Hernap

The greatest 70s revue on Earth!
The Hidden Voters
The Commodious Boats
The velvet rope burns
Pet Cat Bubonic Plague
National Security Threat
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets
kosmo wrote:
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets






The Complete Bill Evans On Verve

The packaging of this box is untreated steel and has been designed to be a unique collector's item that will change in color, texture, appearance over time, and will eventually rust naturally.
Ear Hair
So of course I had to check Bandcamp for this one and while there isn’t a band call Ear Hair, there are songs with that as a title including one on all album called  “Meatloaf Pants” by a band called  Nostrils

Looks like one of those proceed with extreme caution listening experiences… 29 songs most under a minute and tagged as Comedy, noise, and punk rock
https://nostrils1.bandcamp.com/album/meatloaf-pants
I was curious, if someone would check.
The  Long Lost Bass
A Man Is Not A Plan
a few days late with this one, but:

The Texian Warm Water Ports
Blow, wrote:
A Man Is Not A Plan
Is he a canal or Panama?
Pissed Off Shit Stains
16 Washing Machines
<nvm>
sweetcell wrote:
&lt;nvm&gt;


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