ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Beef With Morrisey
Clarbonix
Justin wrote:
Beef With Morrisey

BNOTW!
Beefsteak Morrisey's

Good gawd, imagine how pissed he'd be.
Nanci Griffith Joyner Kersey
Nanci, with an i . . . Gurrrrl
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We're Not In The Motherfucking Shadows Anymore, Bitch.
Life Begins At Ejaculation

Male Masturbation Is Murder
Sigourney Beaver.

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Teen LaQueefah
an emotional bleat

*or*

emotional bleating

*or*

bleating to death
Bleat Emotionale
Koala Khlamydia
lifted from twitter

Cryptic Beef
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