ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Not Serious People
massive white space

(I beat y'all to it!)
The Chopping Words
Ambassadors of The Bahamas

Jimmy Buffett tribute band, probably….
Perfect Fit Content

aka how Shitify continues to screw over musicians

https://harpers.org/archive/2025/01/the-ghosts-in-the-machine-liz-pelly-spotify-musicians/

there is much to digest in that article but this appears to be one of the more salient points regarding ghost artists, etc  i expect a full report on my desk ASAP.

Artists had been sold the idea that streaming was the ultimate meritocracy—that the best would rise to the top because users voted by listening. But the PFC program undermined all this. PFC was not the only way in which Spotify deliberately and covertly manipulated programming to favor content that improved its margins, but it was the most immediately galling. Nor was the problem simply a matter of “authenticity” in music. It was a matter of survival for actual artists, of musicians having the ability to earn a living on one of the largest platforms for music. PFC was irrefutable proof that Spotify rigged its system against musicians who knew their worth.
Feral Swine Eradication (Pig Destroyer cover band? I dunno)
stolen from the comic book thread

the cunning linguists

(there is a lame rap group with a similar name CunninLynguists)
Isn't that a terrible James Bond pun from the first one of those with Daniel Craig?
The Contemptible fools
Disappointed in you lot…

Throwing Tangerines
FARTLEKS

Swedish jock rock
MAXIMUM telework!
Hutch's favorite musical genre super group:

The Hobosexuals
kosmo wrote:
The Not Serious People


about to go on tour with The Gulf Of America
The Private Firefighters
Women as household objects
The Tasselled Wobbegong Carpet Sharks
The Salute Apologists