ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

kosmo wrote:
Baby Lasagna

Oh wait..
Oh you haven't lived until you have heard PewDiePie's Bitch Lasagna
https://youtu.be/6Dh-RL__uN4
Justin wrote:

Trone the Loser
Identifies As Pasta
Bad-Built Butch Body

Debut album "BBBB Cup"
The Bored Teenage Orcas
Bog Compression
nkotb wrote:
Bog Compression

also great name for a studio effect (rack effect) or guitar pedal… for when you need that dirty, "brown" sound
Ocean House Eaters
Fond Of Flying Flags
Pasta Cop Floof Man

Saw those words on someone's mini crossword.
Copious Instability

Hail Melon
Turkey Boob Job


Ok fine the headline involved

"I feel disgusted": Bride-to-be, 19, splashed £4,000 on Turkey boob job… and then her nipple FELL OFF
A cornucopia of band or forum  names here…

Egyptian Meat Villians
Dickgirl

actually already taken by some opening band at songbyrd

also, don't look to see if there is a band with that name on your work computer!
Pennsylvania, Or Something

Just uttered by a student where I work.