ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Chokehold Deniers
Involuntary Relocation
Sleep Divorce
Rusty Hoop
My Dude’s
Artificially Turgid Mutant Phallus
Cyborg Slaves of Satan
Supposedly This Is Photoshopped
The flying tramps
Women Lecturing Men
kosmo wrote:
Women Lecturing Men
I'd see that band (wait, I've already seen them )
Carlos Collapses
Filipendulous
Q*Bert and Ernie
Zima Princess Warrior
Boris and The Cabinet Resignations
False And The Flag Acting Company
The 66 Ex-Members of The Fall
Empire Wreckers

(open membership for all former Tower Records employees)
Walk,on,by wrote:
Q*Bert and Ernie

DJ Qbert might have something to say about that…