ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

excontradiction wrote:
Dandy's and the Trail of Dead
I’d see the fuck out of this, friend.
Stolen Sperm

and NO I will not attempt to verify this is actually in use or not as a band name
Erudyke

“Lesbian lit-rock”
Crucial Breakfast
Allowed To and the Didn't Do It's
A collection of live recordings from radio shows from 91-96

a flippers paradise
The Stolen Bored Apes
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes
kosmo wrote:
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes

First, LP
Can you hear me Barebacking in the Senate hearing room.
Dank Brandon
The Christmas Swatters
Phony Beatlemania

a Clash tribute band
^has bitten the dust


chaotic outcome
Intentional Groundhog


(my misreading of "intentional grounding" trending on Twitter)
The Supreme Court Plagiarists
Lyin' Larry and the flaming plagiarists
filthy and injured
The Longest Footnote

(which according to a thread on Bluesky is a 173 page footnote on Hadrian's Wall in book on Northumbria)
The Miami Mall Alien Incident
Ghostwriter Blues