ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names

https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
present wrote:
This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl

good stuff…thought I'd post so one click less


I have soo many questions…the person who wrote this really had a thing for masturbation
Deranged Masturbation
also suppressed masturbation?
seems either way you're getting locked up
'Hard Study' (is that masturbation related?)
Masturbation for 30 years (so is that contiguous years…and does only once a year count as a year?)

Bad Company….already a band name

can I get a little more clarification on the difference of 'female disease'  and 'imaginary female trouble'
AND I OOP

The Pro Nouns

edit…already taken…although they have a hyphen



The Pro-nouns
Independent Rock N' Roll from Washington State. Every young lover needs The Pro-nouns
The Anti-nouns

edit: in a typical bout of immediately-after-hitting-post panic, i went and googled "The Anti-nouns" and looks like i'm good - doesn't exist yet.  will be taken by my next band as soon as i start the project.  tomorrow.
The Meth-Gators
Tardigrades on the moon
Woke third base
The Evocative Triples
If They Have a Cock, They're A Man.


10 show tour of the NVA / dc area . . . sponsored by some brewery, I will never go to.
Phish dick plague and the fleas
Here goes my last post here:

The Rub and Tugs.
The Broke Woke

The Dennis Star Hopper
Moisture Control Plan
Mercury Cream
Justin wrote:
Mercury Cream

will they do a cover of 'girlfriend in a coma'


The metal has become a standard ingredient in cosmetics and skincare products because of its ability to act like bleach, according to Bloomberg. The Aug. 28 report states that the mercury market earns about $20 billion a year, in large part because of the beauty industry.
The Vaping Deaths
Bolt-Stache!!
WalkOnBack wrote:
The Vaping Deaths


A+
The alt-meat 3D printers

album cover