ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Hot Youth Pastors
Pumpkin Farts 

Stolen from Wait Wait
Small rage farmer
Fruit Covered Nails
(Pavement cover band)
The Legitimate Losers

Identifies As Cats 

abnormal testicles
The Astroknots
Hobo Hang Glider of News
Tysons Corner Furries

(Twitter link)
angertainment

h/t Adam Frisch who fingers crossed will be the next member of Congress form the great state of Colorado

this maybe my new favorite word
EP will be: That's Angertainment
Crimes Of Dishonesty

had never seen this term before and figured for sure someone had snapped it up as a band name…
I mean, wutthafuggahyagonnado?
Incest Undertones

(Twitter link)
Outrage Of Modesty
Potemkin Village People
^ so many good band names on that list… i mean, who wouldn't want to rock out to the latest EP by Dionysian Post-Sexual Hypererotocism??
handless mannequin



Source

NEW: A Scottish 'winter wonderland' has been described as an 'absolute shambles' and 'nothing short of diabolical'.

Visitors paid up to £18 a ticket to see attractions like a handless mannequin in a Santa suit with an electrical tape belt 🎅

https://twitter.com/scotnational/status/1602999448203890688?s=46&t=1bYGQaPUqeK0YPUNBT-c3Q