ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

The Gravy Makers
kosmo wrote:
The Gravy Makers


Old Letterman joke: It's so hot out there, fat guys are making their own gravy.
Titties and Guns
Walk,on,by wrote:
Titties and Guns

definitely an indie folk duet
Agree
The Unqualified Consultants

Ted and The Hypocritical Sex Workers

Or the less PC version

Ted and The Hypocritical Hookers
updated

Herschel And the Illegitimate Children
Next Page Blues
Areal Flood Watch

(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")

edit: source
+1
Jeffrey Clark and 5th Street Band
sweetcell wrote:
Areal Flood Watch

(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")
The first full length will be called “We Will Rebuild”
The Sopping Wets
Julian, wrote:
The Sopping Wets


I feel seen by this one as yesterday it threaten to rain all afternoon, so I didn't take a stroll around the neighborhood because of that.  Anyways, come 9pm, I decided a quick walk was in order before retiring.  5 minutes into my stroll it starts to pour, needless to say….
Dew Point 100
Mo Brooks and The Pardon Seekers

Worst country music tribute band ever
Susan Collins and The Concerned
The pillars of hipster sanctimony
Joe Manchin and Pharma Bros
Scaggsville