ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

Penile Carcinoma
Teenage Fornication
Transvaginal ultrasound
The Shitlords
The Shitlords of the New Church
Carlos Spicyweiner
Wolf Squirts
Tainted Meat
Technicolor Yawn
The Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Club
On Advice From Council We Have Changed Our Name
sweetcell wrote:
Bagley wrote:
Technicolor Yawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
Massive fail, Bagley, massive fail.
The Goddamn Fucking Assholes
Boners
Sidehatch.♪♫?*¨*?.¸¸❤¸¸.?*¨*?♫♪. wrote:
Transvaginal ultrasound


My favorite!

Sin,

Ken Cuccinelli
Thousand wrote:
Sidehatch.♪♫?*¨*?.¸¸❤¸¸.?*¨*?♫♪. wrote:
Transvaginal ultrasound


My favorite!

Sin,

Ken Cuccinelli
To be honest, "Sin Ken Cuccinelli" is legitimately amazing even though, if I'm not mistaken, you did not intend it as a submission.
I like these:

1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10.  Just kidding, julian
walkonby wrote:
I like these:

1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10.  Just kidding, julian

I would call into killsaly and azaghals radio show and request the lead singles of all these bands.
Number 8 and 9, have the best chances, of taking off.