Maybe we should just elect Trump president

Relaxer wrote: but I cannot imagine that he'll be very quick on the draw.

well you were wrong….as we know, trolling is easy
but for someone who wants to be president is just childish
jeebus… cnn.com is straight-up fellating hillary.
sweetcell wrote:
jeebus… cnn.com is straight-up fellating hillary.


good good…she's so damn likable too…
sweetcell wrote:
jeebus… cnn.com is straight-up fellating hillary.
As they should.
Your Drunk Neighbor: Donald Trump
I can't tell if that's a pumpkin, a love-pillow, or a giant testicle.
killsaly wrote:



Apparently Donald Trump is even better at investing than Warren Buffett:

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-10-28/donald-trump-the-stock-picker-boasts-gains-that-nobody-can-match

But he still can't hold a candle to Hillary, who managed to beat odds ofone in 31 trillion to turn $1,000 into $100,000 the one and only time she decided to play the commodities markets. 
connections, and whispers in the dark, will do that for you.
so didn't watch last night and rode the bike in so no NPR recap (damn wet leaves made it sketchy)

But was hoping for some bordie insight to skewer the cads and post a good meme or two
SideBiach wrote:
so didn't watch last night and rode the bike in so no NPR recap (damn wet leaves made it sketchy)

But was hoping for some bordie insight to skewer the cads and post a good meme or two


First of all, the overwhelming takeaway from the debate was that CNBC should never, ever host another debate. Virtually everything about the event was garbage. The pre-debate panel was unreal in its banality.

"Jeb Bush really needs to have a good night tonight."
"Ahhhh yes yes, hot take, etc."

And having fucking Jim Kramer coming on like a coked up Louis CK (and that's saying something) was unreal. And Rick Santelli was so aggravatingly annoying that I wanted to punch the television screen.

The whole thing was just a hot ass mess. Rubio is being judged to have "won" and he did manage to keep his quivering voice and flopsweating to a minimum. Loved the fact that Cruz spent the first half of the debate coughing and then made a pot brownie joke (that fell totally flat, of course).

Trump was ok but was invisible for too much of it. I did like his total takedown of Kasich. "You can have him!" and "FRACKING" were a few highlights.

More than anything though, CNBC's total incompetence displayed just how stupid it is to have all of these candidates at the debates. We've been in the race for a couple months now, and it's obvious that none of the Happy Hour debate candidates as well as Huckabee, Christie, Paul, Fiorina, or Kasich are going to get anywhere so they should be shut out so they get out.

Also, major LOLS at the GOP candidates accusing the Democrats of having a shallow debate.
yup..pretty much..

Relaxer…they need to put you on the Air…I mean probably the 2-4am slot

Also I've been meaning to ask…can you get Ofeibea Quist-Arcton to call my voice mail and just say Dakar!
SideBiach wrote:
Also I've been meaning to ask…can you get Ofeibea Quist-Arcton to call my voice mail and just say Dakar!

so this is a thing?  http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=582778
sweetcell wrote:
SideBiach wrote:
Also I've been meaning to ask…can you get Ofeibea Quist-Arcton to call my voice mail and just say Dakar!

so this is a thing?  http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=582778
I feel less weird knowing immediately what Sidehatch was referring to now that you've provided and entire subculture of people who thinks this is really noticeable.
I tell you one thing, I COULD NOT get over Marco Rubio's ears last night. Dude is a damn elephant. Look at these shits.



I was tripping out on them so hard I started wondering if I was stoned and then I continued smoking huge amounts of marijuana.
Marco Rubio as a precocious teen growing up on Vulcan: