Maybe we should just elect Trump president

^I saw that.. its not just stupid but also factually incorrect

three and a half years between the release of OK Computer and Kid A.

I'm not sure what people find funny about it.

everyone was talking about that trump rally with the little girls dancing

but did you see this one
really jumping the shark

hutch wrote:
^I saw that.. its not just stupid but also factually incorrect
three and a half years between the release of OK Computer and Kid A.
I'm not sure what people find funny about it.

Says the guy who posts:

hutch wrote:

They are called the FIRST Order, not the New Order… So your factually incorrect post was not funny.

^nerds really love to split hairs

Not really. 

But it was worth pointing out that he called someone out on a meme being factually incorrect, and then the next day, posted a factually incorrect meme. 

My conventional wisdom mindset says it'll be Trump, Cruz, Rubio, but instead I'm going to close my eyes and type what's in my heart:

as@+ks;./h ehraweuh 87as#s;d

whoops, ok eyes are back open.

Cruz 30
Trump 25
Rubio 25
Christie 5-10
Bush 5
Carson 5
everyone else zzzz

Cruz cruzes to the win, and Trump and Rubio tie for second, which is a huge victory for the Rube and a major loss by Trump, who correctly identifies Iowans as infected idiot-losers and promises to never again set foot in the state. He then announces he's running for Governor of Iowa, somehow instantly wins, and then flies back to Manhattan forever and never speaks in public again. Rubio meanwhile smiles so widely and fiercely he loses 5 pounds and 7 years. Later that evening, he will be denied entry into his own victory party.

Christie gets just enough support to crow that he's trending upward, Ben says he's disappointed but has a base to build on as he slashes his campaign staff by 80 percent, Jeb!s face gets permanently pink but he presses onto NH, Carly begins Phase 2 of Operation VP, Kasich bursts into angry flames, and nobody watches or notices what Paul, Santorum and Gilmore do.

For the Democrats, Hillary edges out a squeaker on the toilet and at the caucuses, beating Bernie 52-48, while MOM sits on an ear of corn and calls it positive momentum. No one cares except the corn.

Relaxer wrote:
but instead I'm going to close my eyes and type what's in my heart:

as@+ks;./h ehraweuh 87as#s;d

whoops, ok eyes are back open.

POTW material!

Later that evening, he will be denied entry into his own victory party.

that was pretty good too

I'm seeing secret cuss words in that, for some reason.

Relaxer wrote:
Gilmore

I honestly had to check to confirm he hadn't dropped out.

Sidehatch wrote:

Relaxer wrote:
but instead I'm going to close my eyes and type what's in my heart:

as@+ks;./h ehraweuh 87as#s;d

whoops, ok eyes are back open.

POTW material!

Also Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Stealth-Advertisement of the Week material.

I just really want Rubio and Cruz to lose..they make me ill..my two Latino brothers blow big bananas (I should write the updated version for the Berenstain Bears B book)

I have no idea how it will go… .Nate Silver is usually on the money but is it even Nate Silver predicting anymore.. he has a big staff now.. also the caucus thing is harder to call..

I can say one thing for sure.. we'll all be winners not having to hear the word IOWA mentioned for another four years..

I just can't believe the four top choices are Hillary, Bernie, Trump, and Cruz. Good lord, what crappy options.

didn't you guys see this.  it's over, johnny.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-final-des-moines-register-iowa-poll-is-out-how-accurate-will-it-be/

you keep hearing how Iowa voters are really engaged and the primary is a big deal
120,000 expected for the republican
225,000 for the dems

there are 3 million people there….that's a pathetic turn out!

Drives me nuts

at least in NH…there is 1.2 million people and almost the same amount turn out for the primary

This primary and electoral process just gets me pissed off

Well to be fair or something, Iowa isn't like other states. I'm admittedly ignorant on what it means to caucus (unless it means to witness someone waving his or her dong at you and the group you're with) but I know you have to be standing somewhere at 7:00 pm sharp and then you move around the room according to who you support. It sounds stupid and boring but it's probably the most exercise Iowans get nowadays so I say let freedom roll.

I get more upset that people still think Iowa and NH matter.

They used to get better turnout back when it was the Ames Straw Poll but yeah. Also caucusing is basically a winner takes all per district/location thing which is insane.

But yes, Vansmack is right: the idea that these two states are representative is inane. How's Iowa and NH done recently in getting winners?

Huckabee and Santorum won the past two Iowan cockuses so there's your horny harbinger right there.

isn't new Hampshire and iowa, like 100 percent white people?  how does that, mean anything?