Maybe we should just elect Trump president

Julian, wrote:

Relaxer wrote:
Of course that number represents Christie's personal pizza budget.

I greatly believe that Christie campaign number is fudged. There's no way its that low. There's just no way.

I know and he's from Jersey, I predict this will be his next bridge scandal

boy rubio is cheap..

hutch wrote:
boy rubio is cheap..

yeah, but they didn't show his campaigns Chimichanga budget

ba-dum ching

Sidehatch wrote:

hutch wrote:
boy rubio is cheap..

yeah, but they didn't show his campaigns Chimichanga budget

ba-dum ching

yes i thought of going there,,,,,but no,,,

Sidehatch wrote:

hutch wrote:
boy rubio is cheap..

yeah, but they didn't show his campaigns Chimichanga budget

ba-dum ching

This reminds me of one of my favorite Bob Griese moment. So good. So damn good.

Sidehatch wrote:

Julian, wrote:

Relaxer wrote:
Of course that number represents Christie's personal pizza budget.

I greatly believe that Christie campaign number is fudged. There's no way its that low. There's just no way.

I know and he's from Jersey, I predict this will be his next bridge scandal

Coincidentally, TIL that there's a little town in NJ called Cheesequake  :o

h/t @TerpWeather

ßèétſ wrote:
there's a little town in NJ called Cheesequake  :o

Great f'n band name!

Ted needs a good trussing:

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2016/2/4/1480113/-Ted-Cruz-s-Logo-Hilariously-Appropriate

Julian, wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

hutch wrote:
boy rubio is cheap..

yeah, but they didn't show his campaigns Chimichanga budget

ba-dum ching

This reminds me of one of my favorite Bob Griese moment. So good. So damn good.

My dad's favorite football player. Thank you for letting me think of my dad.

Hey man, no problem. He was great. His kid will always have a special place in my heart as the QB of the only Michigan football national championship in my lifetime. Long live all things Griese!

I did not watch the debate (I was at a show, plus I would never watch a GOP debate) but from the clips I saw, I got three takeaways.

1.  They must have not rehearsed their entrances; that was the most awkward thing that I saw today.
2.  Rubio is a robot who was malfunctioning. 
3.  Trump is ready to start torturing, because, medieval times. 

killsaly wrote:
I did not watch the debate (I was at a show, plus I would never watch a GOP debate) but from the clips I saw, I got three takeaways.

1.  They must have not rehearsed their entrances; that was the most awkward thing that I saw today.
2.  Rubio is a robot who was malfunctioning. 
3.  Trump is ready to start torturing, because, medieval times. 

Did somebody say we're living in medieval times?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/06/health/200-million-with-fgm/

Should we go torture them?

killsaly wrote:
Should we go torture them?

Fuck Starbucks

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/07/world/saudi-starbucks-women-ban-feat/index.html

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So…in about 30 hours we'll be getting the results in the NH primary

Dem:
Sanders looks like he'll take it

S-60%
H-40%

Reb:
Kasich is gaining some ground, but trump looks to dominate.  Would love to see cruz at 4 or 5
T- 29 %
R- 25%
K-15 %
Cruz- 12%
B - 9 %
Christie - 5%

where the fuck is the relaxer punditry/forecast…

I'm kinda stumped, kinda shook. My grand Rubio theory was torpedoed at that last debate. I mean, he just got sat on and farted upon by a giggling, ass-wiggling Christie. Just imagine Marco Rubio's face all up in Chris' buffalo butt and Chris is all


So Marco Polo's momentum has been slowed. This benefits Trump because the previous Rubio-with-wind-at-his-back might appeal to a few of the Trumpers who, in a moment of weird and rare clarity, realize "Oh right, I'm not clinically brain dead" and vote for the Not-Trump Who Actually Has A Shot. But now that Rubio has been weakened, the wavering Trumper is less likely to be rational and instead will take out his cock and press the Trump button with it.

Christie gets a slight bump, but just as his attacks on Rubio resonated with people because they confirmed the overall narrative on Marco, it also solidified the fact that most people think Christie is a fat dick. I mean, there's value to his whole "Are you fucking kidding me here?!?" persona, but I think that turns a lot of people off. He limps out out of there in 5th or 6th place and is out of the race by the end of February.

Kasich could do well here. He's still enshrouded in that loser stink of single digit national polls, but he keeps making the most of his opportunities to remind people that not all the GOP candidates are Yosemite Sam. He's by far the GOP candidate I could live with the most, as he is conservative but understands the priority is getting things done. He'd do a lot of shitty shit but I don't think his administration would be as bad as, say, Cruz's Scorched Earth White House.

Bush has about as much momentum as a guy that looks like this could have:



i.e. a nice, modest amount. Only his money is keeping him afloat right now.

So I'd have to guess that the final results are something like this:

Trump 35
Rubio 15
Kasich 13
Cruz 12
Christie 8
Bush 5
Carson and Fiorina lol

I'm not doing the math on that.