Maybe we should just elect Trump president

Again - deflection.

The shipper with the largest quantities of Fentanyl shipped?

The US Postal Service.

The shipper exempt from most laws requiring disclosure of international shippers information? 

The US Postal Service.

The bureau tasked with working on the issue with the US Postal Service?

Customs and Border Patrol.

They've been a bit busy on useless chases and exercises that have not provided the arrest results they were promising his base.

That distracted them from keeping Fentanyl out of the country where it is ravaging areas that are predominately his base. 

Will they put all of this together?  Not a chance. 

caption suggestions….

There are a Trump lookalike on my train this morning.  Same orange combover hair, same looking boring cheap suit with solid color tie, same smirking frown. Shorter and only slightly overweight though. It was frightening.

so Mr Smax…do we think that Deutsche Bank will be the way the House get's Trump's Tax returns before nov 2020?
and if they do, is that confidential and wouldn't be revealed anyway?

Not that his tax returns is the silver bullet..but would give some black and white detail that has only been conjecture from the MSM

I think that document and the story it would tell would be hard to defend by the undecided voter (his base doesn't care)


holy shit…this these tweets
@realDonaldTrump
….I don’t want to Win for myself, I only want to Win for the people. The New @FoxNews
is letting millions of GREAT people down! We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn’t working for us anymore!

So was he implying that fox news was 'working' for team trump?
I mean we all know the answer, but just seems like bizzaro world when he just comes out and says it

and right around the same time he landed this one
@realDonaldTrump
….And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!

this man really makes my head spin…like PR it to blame here?
@realDonaldTrump
We are tracking closely tropical storm Dorian as it heads, as usual, to Puerto Rico.

and in today's edition of "you thought he couldn't go any lower, but down we GO!!!", we have trump using a sharpie to alter a NOAA hurricane map to include alabama in the projected path. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2019/09/04/president-trump-shows-doctored-hurricane-chart-was-it-cover-up-alabama-twitter-flub/

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/why-does-trump-s-hurricane-map-look-different-others-n1049711

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/04/politics/donald-trump-hurricane-alabama-map/index.html
video: https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/09/04/trump-altered-dorian-map-alabama-vpx.cnn

how the fuck does this shyster keep getting me to believe there is a floor to his idiocy??? 

Sorry, this hurricane map thing is the funniest fucking thing in the world.  Why does SNL even try to lampoon this?!?! It's impossible to make anything more hilarious than real life.

you know what would be absolutely hysterical is if this is what takes him out :)

altering an official forecast issued by an official government entity is actually illegal:

    18 U.S. Code § 2074. False weather reports: Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service , shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.

#pussyassbitch

#mycountryisembarrassingatthispoint

I was wondering what the deal was with trump and the lightbulbs (other that 'Obama did it')

Trump Blames Energy-Saving Light Bulbs for His Bright Orange Appearance

“The light bulb,” the president began. “People said what’s with the light bulb. I said here’s the story, and I looked at it. The bulb that we’re being forced to use. No. 1, to me, most importantly, the light’s no good. I always look orange

#1 is that it makes him look orange…that's #1

The lightbulb thing has long been a talking point of the more loony-fringe of the GOP. Sarah Palin was huge about it too, IIRC.

Julian, wrote:
The lightbulb thing has long been a talking point of the more loony-fringe of the GOP. Sarah Palin was huge about it too, IIRC.

Oh I know, my father-n-law and his nut job brother when out and bought cases of the old style lightbulbs before they were banned
just to stick it to obama

sweetcell wrote:
how the fuck does this shyster keep getting me to believe there is a floor to his idiocy??? 

there is no floor.

Trump responds to Cokie Roberts’ death by complaining that she ‘never treated me well’
Journalist Cokie Roberts died on Tuesday and President Donald Trump didn’t hesitate to make her passing all about himself.

sweetcell wrote:

sweetcell wrote:
how the fuck does this shyster keep getting me to believe there is a floor to his idiocy??? 

there is no floor.

Trump responds to Cokie Roberts’ death by complaining that she ‘never treated me well’
Journalist Cokie Roberts died on Tuesday and President Donald Trump didn’t hesitate to make her passing all about himself.

Not to make light of this one, but I can think of a few that were worse.

Yeah, this seems super tame.  I don't really get what the fuss was over tbh. 

nkotb wrote:
Yeah, this seems super tame.  I don't really get what the fuss was over tbh.

it's tame and in the grand scheme of things insignificant

but also telling how our president always makes it about him at the same time glibly disrespects the recently dead. ALso the astonishment of how others look at trump like he is the second coming, when on a good day an egocentric piece of shit and one would hope the average American would mock his behavior instead of 'he sure showed it to that phony fake news woman, that dead reporter should have kissed his ring'

just add it to the pile of 10,000 things that make the hair on the back of my neck go up about Trump and his enablers

misinformation wrote:

nkotb wrote:
Yeah, this seems super tame.  I don't really get what the fuss was over tbh.

it's tame and in the grand scheme of things insignificant

but also telling how our president always makes it about him at the same time glibly disrespects the recently dead. ALso the astonishment of how others look at trump like he is the second coming, when on a good day an egocentric piece of shit and one would hope the average American would mock his behavior instead of 'he sure showed it to that phony fake news woman, that dead reporter should have kissed his ring'

just add it to the pile of 10,000 things that make the hair on the back of my neck go up about Trump and his enablers

Meh, doesn't bother me. Have plenty of real problems in my life to worry over. Don't let it bother you!

Yeah, I mean, he already mocked a disabled reporter, mocked John McCain for being a POW (sort of LOL cuz fuck McCain, but still), the Access Hollywood tape, all of the fascism and racism, "good people on both sides", etc.  TBH, this Cokie Roberts shit was probably him at his most compassionate lol.