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The Great Headline thread

grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 02, 2022 at 08:21 PM UTC #
"Poopy Stupid Butt" was the working title for "Hey Jude". True story.
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 07, 2022 at 11:04 PM UTC #
Off-season wrote:
Alright, which of you scofflaws is doing shots on the roof?

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-man-fires-shots-in-northwest-dc
Well they’re naked, so you’d think Relaxer. But then again they’re hyper violent so you’d think RatBastard. But then again they’re on drugs on a roof which really opens it back up to a lot of you degenerates.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 07, 2022 at 11:44 PM UTC #
so that headline was indeed fantastic…but the way they ended that story

There is currently no active threat, according to police, and no active shooter. The man has since put on his clothes.
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 08, 2022 at 07:02 PM UTC #
Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, police say
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 20, 2022 at 01:19 AM UTC #
Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium
vansmack
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 04, 2022 at 06:55 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
vansmack wrote:
Area Man Is Arrested for Parody. The Onion Files a Supreme Court Brief.

cross-copy to "when reality reflects the onion" thread??


I scrolled until which of the two threads came up first (it was this one).  Now if we had a thread titled when the onion reflects reality it would have been a no brainer. 

Here is the full brief.. I was in tears by the Table of Contents.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 13, 2022 at 03:08 PM UTC #
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 13, 2022 at 05:05 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:

Too much information and also not nearly enough all at the same time. Inquiring minds desire to know more!
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 16, 2022 at 02:54 AM UTC #

25! that's quite a party.  Who did the counting?
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 16, 2022 at 10:44 AM UTC #
The Walky thread is over there..
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 17, 2022 at 02:00 PM UTC #
Ok…this is just kind of amazing and weird at the same time

Patient plays saxophone while undergoing brain surgery in Italy


Thoughts on what he was playng?
I'm going with "I can't get you out of my head"

oddly found a 1 hour loop of this song https://youtu.be/EmcAf__3ZT8

kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 18, 2022 at 09:43 AM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 18, 2022 at 01:02 PM UTC #
Ok…lots of snark in this post

K-Pop stars BTS will be forced to serve in South Korea’s military after all—and reconvene as a group ‘around 2025’
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