The Great Headline thread

Mona Lisa: Man dressed as old woman throws cake at da Vinci painting
Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway



cue QOP blaming Biden for the future hot dog shortage
^ that area should be declared a biohazard disaster zone, and deemed uninhabitable for a few centuries.
kosmo wrote:
Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway



cue QOP blaming Biden for the future hot dog shortage


Sarah Sherman (SNL) on Twitter @SarahSquirm: "my nudes just leaked:"
The United States is the only country with more civilian-owned firearms than citizens
BREAKING NEWS: CNN cutting back on over-hyping everything as "breaking news"
Pierogi burglar strikes in Pennsylvania

The deets

The press release stated troopers are looking for a suspect who stole a five-pound bag of Mrs. T’s Pierogies from the victim’s residence and caused $10 worth of damage to the victim’s drywall.
kosmo wrote:
Pierogi burglar strikes in Pennsylvania

@johnfetterman
Don’t look at me, my alibi is rock solid. I’ve been resting + recovering at home in Braddock. ☺️

@Bob_Casey on the other hand… 👀
Sucks he had a stroke…he needs more time before hitting campaign trail (the fact he has been resting three weeks indicates stroke wasn’t nothing)

Not sure it matters now but eventually he will need to be 100% or he will lose…I have this race as solid republican
Starsky wrote:
Sucks he had a stroke…he needs more time before hitting campaign trail (the fact he has been resting three weeks indicates stroke wasn’t nothing)

Not sure it matters now but eventually he will need to be 100% or he will lose…I have this race as solid republican


Geez
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/06/politics/john-fetterman-campaign-trail-break-july/index.html
that is a great headline!
I will say I like the stock photo the NYpost ran with better ;)
Two stuck in waist-high chocolate at MnM factory
18-wheeler hauling orange juice catches fire on beltway
Fugitive captured after he drops from ceiling into Stafford Co. church
Post Malone Literally Shits Out His Music: “I Write All My Songs on the Can”
makes perfect sense

GBV-Hatch wrote:
Post Malone Literally Shits Out His Music: “I Write All My Songs on the Can”