The Great Headline thread

Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippo’ Population Is Even Bigger Than Scientists Thought
A white supremacist took MDMA for a study, and it snapped him out of his beliefs: 'Why am I doing this?'
New search for actor Julian Sands on California mountain is unsuccessful
The writer of that headline has peaked. Nothing will ever top that.
With headlines like that, who needs articles anymore
SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
With headlines like that, who needs articles anymore
Gilgamesh: the Headline
Janitor heard ‘annoying alarms’ and turned off freezer, ruining 20 years of school research worth $1 million, lawsuit says
tongue is not settling!
there have been some great Julian Dead headlines.  But I truly regret clicking on one of them as google now thinks I care about Julian
SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
there have been some great Julian Dead headlines.  But I truly regret clicking on one of them as google now thinks I care about Julian
Oh, yeah, that article is what did it.
The Author of 'Goodnight Moon' Died From Doing a High Kick and Other Awful Facts We Just Learned
not an Onion headline

Michael Imperioli forbids ‘bigots and homophobes’ from watching his work following Supreme Court ruling
Julian Sands spoke of finding ‘spooky things’ in interview before he went missing
SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
Julian Sands spoke of finding ‘spooky things’ in interview before he went missing
It was also the night when the skeletons came to life.
Mike Lindell is auctioning off pillow-making equipment and hawking hundreds of random items in a sprawling yard sale of MyPillow's stuff
SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
Mike Lindell is auctioning off pillow-making equipment and hawking hundreds of random items in a sprawling yard sale of MyPillow's stuff



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