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The Great Headline thread

beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 03:10 AM UTC #
The standing O passengers should be tossed out with the baggage and forced to ride the carousel.

Does Turkey have progressive fines, i.e. the higher one's income the higher the fine?
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 02:01 PM UTC #
Maryland is the “U.S. State That Swears The Most” According to Study

Feeling confident that this scene tipped the scales

NSFW duh..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVEQgXsBgs

grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 01, 2025 at 06:56 PM UTC #
Uhhh, guys?

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Re: The Great Headline thread June 02, 2025 at 05:57 PM UTC #
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Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 05, 2025 at 03:14 PM UTC #
‘Big Balls’ Is Officially a Full-Time Government Employee
Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 06, 2025 at 04:54 AM UTC #
Wouldn’t be surprised if in the end it’s  all an act. Trump thrives on controversy and this helps Musk. It kind of helps both of them.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 06, 2025 at 03:10 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Wouldn’t be surprised if in the end it’s  all an act. Trump thrives on controversy and this helps Musk. It kind of helps both of them.
this wouldn’t surprise me either… kinda a distraction to get the BBB passed
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM UTC #
Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing raccoon in bar after being turned away

Aka Cowboy Cody

kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM UTC #
Our dear leader hit with embarrassing military parade claim: ‘Don Snoreleone strikes again’
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 17, 2025 at 05:14 PM UTC #
no need to carry on with this thread

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sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM UTC #
The Pakistani government is moving to crack down on occult practices that lawmakers call a threat to the country’s social fabric. Spiritual practitioners see it as a bad omen. https://nyti.ms/3G5a20R

[slow golf clap]
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 23, 2025 at 09:50 AM UTC #
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jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread June 23, 2025 at 01:53 PM UTC #
I used to hit swamp rats no bigger than that opening all the time as a kid.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 02, 2025 at 10:10 AM UTC #
Billie Joe Armstrong Kicks Fan Offstage for Playing Oasis Instead of Green Day
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 02, 2025 at 10:56 AM UTC #
Baller move
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2025 at 02:43 PM UTC #
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jeffml
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2025 at 03:19 PM UTC #
Baller move.
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2025 at 03:35 PM UTC #
Cock wrote:
Baller move.
Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread July 03, 2025 at 04:06 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
Cock wrote:
Baller move.
Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".
there is a huge black-market (or white-market) for this stuff.  So, can confirm

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