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The Great Headline thread

Sidehatch
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The Great Headline thread August 02, 2021 at 08:48 PM UTC #
As it says, just post great headlines…stories don't matter.


Plague-infected chipmunks force closures around Lake Tahoe
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 05, 2021 at 02:46 PM UTC #
Boscombe 'sea creature': fisherman's kayak almost capsized
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 05, 2021 at 05:24 PM UTC #
Aphex Twin’s Sister Is Wales’ New Climate Change Minister
Starsky
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 05, 2021 at 05:30 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Aphex Twin’s Sister Is Wales’ New Climate Change Minister


Nice one!
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 05, 2021 at 07:06 PM UTC #
Starsky wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Aphex Twin’s Sister Is Wales’ New Climate Change Minister


Nice one!

I know ….I read the article …but this made me chuckle

The politician mentioned that her brother, a notoriously reclusive artist…. She is “very much” a fan of her brother’s work, she reveals, but “not all of it”.
“Some of it’s, I think Charlie Brooker once said, it was like being inside a CT scanner for an hour,”
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 10, 2021 at 09:29 PM UTC #
Sperm-on-a-Postcard Breakthrough Opens Door to Massive 'Sperm Books'
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 24, 2021 at 04:09 PM UTC #
UK lorry driver shortage could be plugged by prisoners on day release
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 24, 2021 at 05:55 PM UTC #
i can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with that plan.

this brexit thing is really working out for them!
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 29, 2021 at 12:38 AM UTC #
Wisconsin woman spots cow in car while waiting in drive-thru line
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 29, 2021 at 08:15 PM UTC #
The City of Eureka Has Removed the Mysterious Dildo Atop the Old Town Gazebo
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread August 29, 2021 at 08:56 PM UTC #
Musician Richman won’t perform Saturday in Olympia after organizers scammed
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 17, 2021 at 11:06 PM UTC #
Philip Morris Is Buying An Asthma Inhaler Company.
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 21, 2021 at 08:32 PM UTC #
FBI arrests Michigan bomb suspect who was angry with cell phone companies over porn and cussing
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 21, 2021 at 08:33 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
FBI arrests Michigan bomb suspect who was angry with cell phone companies over porn and cussing
Porn? Unacceptable. Cussing? Unacceptable. Murdering people with bombs? Fine.
vansmack
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 21, 2021 at 08:47 PM UTC #
Are getting close to a "Because, Michigan" thread?
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