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Man Charged With Public Masturbation At Arlington Pickleball Courts

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‘I’m still alive’ declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery

this whole story is amazing

Mr Hattel said he had realised something was not right because his social life has been deathly quiet for the past three or four months.

He said: “People think that I’m dead.

“My phone hasn’t rung for three or four months. I’ve been confused by it all but now I know why nobody has been calling.

Plot Twist

“I don’t even want to be buried – I plan to be cremated.”

He has put the blame for the headstone at the door of his ex-wife, from whom he separated some 26 years ago.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/angus-mearns/1092665/human-interest-im-still-alive-declares-angus-man-after-discovering-his-own-grave-in-cemetery/