sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread
December 15, 2023 at 11:29 PM UTC
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kosmo wrote:
He has put the blame for the headstone at the door of his ex-wife, from whom he separated some 26 years ago.
women! can live with 'em, can't be alive without them…
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread
December 18, 2023 at 10:05 PM UTC
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beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread
December 18, 2023 at 10:07 PM UTC
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Justin wrote:
Crikey!
Massive flood in Australia strands hundreds, prompts crocodile warnings
Looks serious, but not serious enough that it can't have a jovial photographer's signature!

grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread
December 19, 2023 at 02:52 PM UTC
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NASA laser message beams video of a cat named Taters back to Earth, and it’s a big deal
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
December 30, 2023 at 10:28 PM UTC
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Finally!
Illinois enacts law to legalizing fuzzy dice hanging from rearview mirrors
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 06, 2024 at 02:45 AM UTC
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Alright whose job was it keep an eye on <redacted> this week
Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama
In the words of George Takei
OH MY
A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 06, 2024 at 08:02 AM UTC
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That happened a while back
There is video if I recall
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 06, 2024 at 12:57 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 06, 2024 at 04:01 PM UTC
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Oh dang, this is a new incident, must be a tictok thing:)
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 07, 2024 at 02:32 AM UTC
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Ugh there is video of this on twitter
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 07, 2024 at 04:02 AM UTC
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kosmo wrote:
Ugh there is video of this on twitter
apparently ken was who jumped in
nkotb
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 12, 2024 at 01:35 AM UTC
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grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM UTC
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Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 29, 2024 at 01:15 AM UTC
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excontradiction wrote:
Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday
We all know what sound effect that needs.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 29, 2024 at 01:24 AM UTC
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I wasn't sure if that was a 64-goose formation or a 64-goose rillette.
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread
January 29, 2024 at 05:12 PM UTC
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i simply LOVE that the canada goose has become a standardized unit of measure.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2024 at 04:16 PM UTC
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NASA Says Empire State Building-Sized Asteroid To Pass Earth Friday
https://www.newsweek.com/nasa-asteroid-empire-state-building-size-flyby-1865684No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2024 at 04:22 PM UTC
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excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.
This is where my mind went as soon as I read this headline, the human race needs this calculator!
If you were looking for a “purpose” for your life, this is a noble cause and your legacy will be remembered by this very act
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2024 at 04:27 PM UTC
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excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.
have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure? because i do. i truly do.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread
February 01, 2024 at 05:51 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.
have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure? because i do. i truly do.
Well, it won’t if someone doesn’t create a conversion tool, take the baton here