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The Great Headline thread

sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 15, 2023 at 11:29 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
He has put the blame for the headstone at the door of his ex-wife, from whom he separated some 26 years ago.

women!  can live with 'em, can't be alive without them…
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 19, 2023 at 02:52 PM UTC #
NASA laser message beams video of a cat named Taters back to Earth, and it’s a big deal
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 30, 2023 at 10:28 PM UTC #
Finally!


Illinois enacts law to legalizing fuzzy dice hanging from rearview mirrors
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 06, 2024 at 02:45 AM UTC #
Alright whose job was it keep an eye on <redacted> this week

Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama

In the words of George Takei

OH MY

A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 06, 2024 at 08:02 AM UTC #
That happened a while back
There is video if I recall
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 06, 2024 at 04:01 PM UTC #
Oh dang, this is a new incident, must be a tictok thing:)
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 07, 2024 at 02:32 AM UTC #
Ugh there is video of this on twitter
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 07, 2024 at 04:02 AM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Ugh there is video of this on twitter
apparently ken was who jumped in
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM UTC #
Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 29, 2024 at 01:15 AM UTC #
excontradiction wrote:
Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday


We all know what sound effect that needs.
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 29, 2024 at 01:24 AM UTC #
I wasn't sure if that was a 64-goose formation or a 64-goose rillette.
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread January 29, 2024 at 05:12 PM UTC #
i simply LOVE that the canada goose has become a standardized unit of measure.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 01, 2024 at 04:22 PM UTC #
excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

This is where my mind went as soon as I read this headline, the human race needs this calculator!

If you were looking for a “purpose” for your life, this is a noble cause and your legacy will be remembered by this very act
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 01, 2024 at 04:27 PM UTC #
excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?  because i do.  i truly do.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 01, 2024 at 05:51 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?&nbsp; because i do.&nbsp; i truly do.

Well, it won’t if someone doesn’t create a conversion tool, take the baton here
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