The Great Headline thread

Awesome boardie names!
Frosty wrote:
Awesome boardie names!
agree and you took the best one
Department of Justice to Call for Breakup of Live Nation and Ticketmaster
cross posting to random randomness…

Taylor Swift's cats have condition that causes constant pain, say experts

hmmm i would think there is an external source of the pain  :P
Sadly further proof Michigan is the Florida of the north

Suspended driver joins court hearing while driving

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel.
Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.
"I don't even know why he would do that," the judge said to the defendant's lawyer.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c133x22kzrpo

As someone pointed out "Apart from perjury, is this the first recorded case of someone committing the same crime they're actually on trial in the middle of the trial?"
kosmo wrote:
Sadly further proof Michigan is the Florida of the north

Suspended driver joins court hearing while driving

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel.
Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.
"I don't even know why he would do that," the judge said to the defendant's lawyer.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c133x22kzrpo

As someone pointed out "Apart from perjury, is this the first recorded case of someone committing the same crime they're actually on trial in the middle of the trial?"
The look on the guys face when he realizes he's going to be in trouble is priceless.
The flecks of grey in his beard tell me he's at least in his mid-30s. His friends and family failed him in allowing him to get to such an age with so little awareness of how his behavior is perceived by others. "That Corey, he's just so crazy!" is a permission slip that should've expired when he was 20. Did Corey have multiple trials on his docket and got the charges mixed up? E.g., did he think he was zooming into a reckless driving trial?
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy
The plot thickens regarding the dude driving in Michigan


Man Who Went Viral for Virtual Court Appearance for Suspended License While in Car Just Got His Learner's Permit

Style point deduction for linking to people magazine, too lazy to find it elsewhere

https://people.com/man-viral-court-appearance-car-just-got-learner-permit-8660914

Since we don’t have the greatest half-headline thread, I’ll just put this here


Baffled bassist wonders why ….
This is sounding more and more like what happens when a JA offspring goes wild

do we have a 'only in Florida thread?'

New Florida laws: From shooting bears to stripper restrictions – here’s some of what’s taking effect July 1
What? WHAT??
Loads of forum content here

it's real!
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-jd-vance-sex-couch-038130326229



great reply
@cd_hooks
This really speaks to the conceptual limits of factchecking. You have no proof at all this man didn’t have sex with a couch.