The Great Headline thread

Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

day wrote:
Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I wonder what the service fees would be

day wrote:
Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Gizmodo estimates that within 219 weeks, which could be in the next few months, Google will owe a googol roubles.

Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name

kosmo wrote:
Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name

Fake news. I have experienced Celeste when she posted on here. No one is a fan of her. Including her husband.

Julian, wrote:

kosmo wrote:
Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name

Fake news. I have experienced Celeste when she posted on here. No one is a fan of her. Including her husband.

when I first read that
I thought for sure he was referencing someone’s wife
Thought it was odd she went to a death metal show

When I first saw the tweet referenced in that article, I knew it was going to end up on the forum

I have to say it was pretty annoyed to get a fundraising email from the Harris team this morning

Dejecty-hatch wrote:
I have to say it was pretty annoyed to get a fundraising email from the Harris team this morning

Well it’s the only thing her campaign did well…. Probably tough to cut off the tit.

hutch wrote:

Dejecty-hatch wrote:
I have to say it was pretty annoyed to get a fundraising email from the Harris team this morning

Well it’s the only thing her campaign did well…. Probably tough to cut off the tit.

Trump returned to twitter to rib her about it


@realdonaldtrump
I am very surprised that the Democrats, who fought a hard and valiant fight in the 2020 Presidential Election, raising a record amount of money, didn’t have lots of $’s left over. Now they are being squeezed by vendors and others. Whatever we can do to help them during this difficult period, I would strongly recommend we, as a Party and for the sake of desperately needed UNITY, do. We have a lot of money left over in that our biggest asset in the campaign was “Earned Media,” and that doesn’t cost very much.

^^ This is some of the greatest trolling in history. His first tweet post win. I absolutely respect the game. 🔥 🔥 🔥

Mattel’s Wicked Dolls Mistakenly List Adult Film Website on Packaging

Collectors item… worth even more if signed by Jenna Jameson

Glamorous Dem lawmaker 'crashed car while drunk, then mocked cop's penis size'

Far to many juicy details here

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14072583/Glamorous-chicago-Dem-lawmaker-crashed-car-drunk-mocked-cops-penis-size.html

Maybe this is just the Julian's America in me talking, but people that journalists feel the need to label as glamorous really shouldn't have the same legal consequences for their actions as the rest of you. Now, before you get your low-thread-count Target cotton panties in a bunch, I am not suggesting they have no consequences – just less.

well It is the Daily Mail… and it would appear she is leading the glamours life of being a Chicago Dem  ;D

kosmo wrote:
well It is the Daily Mail… and it would appear she is leading the glamours life of being a Chicago Dem  ;D

Lori Lightfoot is OG JA.

Viagra Boys Rushed to Hospital After Set Persists for More Than 4 Hours
https://thehardtimes.net/music/viagra-boys-rushed-to-hospital-after-set-persists-for-more-than-4-hours



Your slow, bureaucratic care has gotten us just healthy enough to smoke four packs a day again and has inspired an album’s worth of new lyrics

Camilla Decorates Royal Household With Sick Children

Crossed posted to the JA thread

kosmo wrote:
Camilla Decorates Royal Household With Sick Children

Crossed posted to the JA thread

OK this is amazing.

Youngkin: Jordanians ‘crashed’ Quantico. Feds: It was an Amazon delivery.

(This headline should include the sad trombone sound)