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kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 16, 2022 at 07:05 PM UTC #
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A Murderer Known as ‘the Human Hyena’ Escaped Prison During a Conjugal Visit

Convicted killer José Carmona went on the lam briefly during a state-permitted visit to his wife's house in Cordoba, Argentina this week. He was captured soon after getting into two car crashes.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8ang/a-murderer-known-as-the-human-hyena-escaped-prison-during-a-conjugal-visit
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 16, 2022 at 07:21 PM UTC #
does that mean he won't get to play in the finals?
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 16, 2022 at 07:59 PM UTC #
Sidefusion wrote:
does that mean he won't get to play in the finals?


rumor has it a number of policeman have signed on to escort him to the final as a way to see the game
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 16, 2022 at 08:42 PM UTC #

George Clooney Once Took a Shit In Richard Kind’s Cat Litter Box
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 21, 2022 at 03:26 PM UTC #
Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 21, 2022 at 03:40 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum
They're taking this World Cup loss hard.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 23, 2022 at 12:55 PM UTC #
Plane of Vomiting Passengers Lands After Horror Flight
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread December 27, 2022 at 12:06 AM UTC #
South Korea formally ends ban on imported sex dolls

Whew, it was really a dark time in SK when we could only use sex dolls created on the peninsula
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 21, 2023 at 02:56 PM UTC #
Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 23, 2023 at 02:19 PM UTC #
Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread February 23, 2023 at 02:50 PM UTC #
Sidehaaatch wrote:
Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas


Extra ketchup is always handy though.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 02, 2023 at 05:45 PM UTC #
Justin Bieber cancels rest of World

(Yes I clipped it, but looked better this way)
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 17, 2023 at 01:36 PM UTC #
Man crashes pastor’s book burning event — throws a bible into the fire and yells: ‘Hail Satan!’
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread March 17, 2023 at 01:47 PM UTC #
cue Foo Fighters - "My Hero"
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 05, 2023 at 07:37 PM UTC #
Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Aka Pennsylvania Man
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 05, 2023 at 08:08 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Aka Pennsylvania Man
could be Michigan man too
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