The Great Headline thread

vinly-Hatch wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Cock wrote:
Baller move.
Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".
there is a huge black-market (or white-market) for this stuff.  So, can confirm
Oh, yeah, don't let a health inspector know you're trafficking in this particular ambrosia (even if you just plan to make it into ice cream for your own personal consumption) or you're going to get jammed up and ostracized from the community.
so technically this move is done from a little higher up…

but i'll allow it
kosmo wrote:
  Giant sphere falls from sky in Indiana after severe weather sweeps through



baller move?
sweetcell wrote:
kosmo wrote:
  Giant sphere falls from sky in Indiana after severe weather sweeps through



baller move?
These are not the dirt worms you are looking for.
Julian, wrote:These are not the dirt worms you are looking for.
that's the second star wars ref in just a few parsecs, has someone taken over the Julian account, this just does not pass the sniff test
vinly-Hatch wrote:
Julian, wrote:These are not the dirt worms you are looking for.
that's the second star wars ref in just a few parsecs, has someone taken over the Julian account, this just does not pass the sniff test
Honestly, I meant it to be a Dune reference.
McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’
kosmo wrote:
McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’


It’s expensive being poor…
Police investigate after man seen masturbating in Tesla
Florida Keys man marks birthday by doing meth, stealing Conch Train and picking up riders, cops say
Vaginal weightlifter sex coach charged with assaulting census taker who knocked at door
UK households told to leave loft hatch open for the next seven days
When I first read that I thought it said love hatch
I feel like that headline needs some editing
This might be peak headline

kosmo wrote:
This might be peak headline


If the headline cut off after “turns out to be a . . . “ and you gave me ten million guesses as to the end of the sentence, I never even would’ve gotten close.
Also, and this is really a JA topic, people who conflate “a duvet cover” with “a duvet” are showing their ass.

Pastor and wife charged with $1m fraud after ‘God told him’ to sell crypto to his flock and spent it on vacations