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The Great Headline thread

sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 01, 2025 at 11:24 PM UTC #
Tits Up: Hooters Goes Bust

i'll see myself out…
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 04, 2025 at 01:15 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/barbarians-who-toppled-roman-empire-34975893

FTFY
Fans who attended Phish concerts were 'high on hallucinogenic drugs' at the time
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: The Great Headline thread April 04, 2025 at 08:51 PM UTC #
Mum dropped suitcase on foot to see if it would hurt, and broke foot
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 07, 2025 at 08:43 PM UTC #
Macaulay Culkin storms off stage after fans interrupt his kazoo solo


Oh it gets better

stormed off stage at Nottingham’s Rock City last night after the crowd booed his comedy band and pelted them with full pints of beer

Yes actual story
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 10, 2025 at 07:42 PM UTC #
Parrot screamed "fuck you" at firefighters during rescue and was finally lured down with cigarettes

Gothenburg Rescue Services had to rescue a parrot stuck in a tree in Kortedala on Wednesday evening. But the bird was not particularly grateful and is said to have shouted profanities at the firefighters. In the end, the owner had to lure it down with a pack of cigarettes.
Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 11, 2025 at 02:37 PM UTC #
Mark_Read wrote:
Penguin in passenger seat causes helicopter crash in South Africa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/penguin-south-africa-helicopter-crash-b2731388.html


Who the fuck blames a penguin?
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: The Great Headline thread April 11, 2025 at 03:02 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Mark_Read wrote:
Penguin in passenger seat causes helicopter crash in South Africa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/penguin-south-africa-helicopter-crash-b2731388.html


Who the fuck blames a penguin?



sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 14, 2025 at 03:58 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Mark_Read wrote:
Penguin in passenger seat causes helicopter crash in South Africa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/penguin-south-africa-helicopter-crash-b2731388.html


Who the fuck blames a penguin?

what, you think they got tariffed just because??
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 14, 2025 at 06:46 PM UTC #
also, the new band thread is over there
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 19, 2025 at 02:04 PM UTC #
Who amongst us doesn’t have this as a life goal

kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 19, 2025 at 02:14 PM UTC #
I expect a future conversation

What are you in for??

Hookers and blow!

Really?

Yeah 170k big ones

Respect
Hutch
Joined: February 23, 2023 at 09:34 PM UTC
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 19, 2025 at 08:41 PM UTC #
I call bullshit.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM UTC #
Why Does Everyone Hate Katy Perry So Much?
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 21, 2025 at 05:37 PM UTC #
BarelyHatch wrote:
Why Does Everyone Hate Katy Perry So Much?

the katy perry/rich women in space story has the same vibe as gal godot's "imagine" cover/video from the start of the pandemic.  in both cases, the participants had good intentions and high hopes for their endeavor… unfortunately they were both completely tone-deaf.

it's so hard to be an out-of-touch multi-millionaire… i feel we should all turn to JA for guidance and solace in these trying times. 
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread April 21, 2025 at 05:59 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
i feel we should all turn to JA for guidance and solace in these trying times. 
Finally!
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: The Great Headline thread April 21, 2025 at 06:40 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
i feel we should all turn to JA for guidance and solace in these trying times. 
Finally!


Also, Julian's current forum handle is perfect for introducing him to the likes of Perry and Godot. How could they refuse an offer of help from someone so monikered?
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