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Beloved by bands and bank robbers, the Ford Transit turns 60
NoMoreMr.Nice-Hatch wrote:
Beloved by bands and bank robbers, the Ford Transit turns 60
i feel that "beloved" is being thrown around rather loosely here. this adjective is being eroded.
sweetcell wrote:Agreed, but I saw that headlne and there was just now way I couldn't post it hereNoMoreMr.Nice-Hatch wrote:
Beloved by bands and bank robbers, the Ford Transit turns 60
i feel that "beloved" is being thrown around rather loosely here. this adjective is being eroded.
look at all these news stories from just today

this one was just on the next page and had to share (there are like ten pages and the oldest one is like 3 days old)
[move]I gave the zoo my daughter’s beloved pony to be fed to the lions[/move]
I think we've hit peak beloved
Everybody beloves somebody some times.
Beloved is too weak a word for what I feel – I belurve you, you know, I Beloave you, I beluff you.
NoMoreMr.Nice-Hatch wrote:
I Beloave you
acceptable only in pastry-related situations
sweetcell wrote:NoMoreMr.Nice-Hatch wrote:
I Beloave you
acceptable only in pastry-related situations
I beloathe you
Hating for the first time
Liam Gallagher Says He Can No Longer Throw His Maracas Into Crowd Due to Poor Fan Behavior
'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
Country star Bryan Martin removed from stage by police
ok one juicy line from the copy: sparking speculation that he was performing while intoxicated
the headline makes it sound like a trump era takedown of some woke artist, but thankfully that's not the case
ok one juicy line from the copy: sparking speculation that he was performing while intoxicated
the headline makes it sound like a trump era takedown of some woke artist, but thankfully that's not the case
Slushi bandit busted
Man arrested after driving child-size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C.
kosmo wrote:
Man arrested after driving child-size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C.
It's illegal to do that? [crosses off Prince George from vacation bucket list]
Workers taken to hospital after FBI uses furnace to burn seized meth
(furnace was an incinerator at a pet shelter?!)
(furnace was an incinerator at a pet shelter?!)
Ed Sheeran's new album makes me wish I didn't speak English
oh man, that's good
Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water
Man pulls off daring scuba heist of Disney paddleboat restaurant, netting $10K-$20K before successfully escaping into the water from whence he came.
ok this is really juicy
The thief reportedly swam underwater to Paddlefish Restaurant in Disney Springs with the help of scuba gear, which also disguised his identity as he spray painted the restaurant's security cameras according to WFTV 9. He then ditched the gear, walked into the manager's office, and tied up the two workers who were counting the day's cash. He grabbed the haul, suited back up in his scuba gear, and made off into the water — all inside of two minutes. Danny Ocean, eat your heart out, there's a new Night Fox pulling jobs down in Orlando.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scuba-thief-steals-thousands-floating-disney/
Man pulls off daring scuba heist of Disney paddleboat restaurant, netting $10K-$20K before successfully escaping into the water from whence he came.
ok this is really juicy
The thief reportedly swam underwater to Paddlefish Restaurant in Disney Springs with the help of scuba gear, which also disguised his identity as he spray painted the restaurant's security cameras according to WFTV 9. He then ditched the gear, walked into the manager's office, and tied up the two workers who were counting the day's cash. He grabbed the haul, suited back up in his scuba gear, and made off into the water — all inside of two minutes. Danny Ocean, eat your heart out, there's a new Night Fox pulling jobs down in Orlando.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scuba-thief-steals-thousands-floating-disney/
Owners: Okay, who do we know who's scuba trained and knows our business really well?
$20K is a nice haul but definitely not enough to ride out the heat in Argentina.
$20K is a nice haul but definitely not enough to ride out the heat in Argentina.