The Great Headline thread

Does Henry have a sister? Asking for a friend.

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

Summer-Hatch wrote:
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

(T)he machine had played many previous exhibitions without upset. “This is of course bad.”

Also, it was the kid's fault  ::)
Moscow incident occurred because child ‘violated’ safety rules by taking turn too quickly, says official

Elon Musk’s Dad Says Colombians Want His Sperm for Elon Army

Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu

Swerving into the shop wasn't the worst thing to happen to him

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-crashes-shop-runs-attacked-7380249

The driver leapt a fence and found himself face to face with an emu

Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

Peson-Hatch wrote:
Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

Ridiculous. The woman is a saint. Put her cheating husband in jail!

Starsky wrote:

Peson-Hatch wrote:
Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

Ridiculous. The woman is a saint. Put her cheating husband in jail!

Those Hips Don't Lie

Passenger fined $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage

Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

but he is still good with half a plate.

440-Hatch wrote:
Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

Cock wrote:
but he is still good with half a plate.

440-Hatch wrote:
Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

Really not sure, also what if it was served in a cup or a bowl?
are cat penises off the table or is that still an option to eat

But I like that he's making campaign promises, we'll see how well he does resisting the temptation of BBQ Dog Penis at the next MAGA rally

440-Hatch wrote:
Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

any relation to:

Trump Says White House Doctor Ronny Jackson 'Loved Looking at My Body'

Meet this year's child Mullet Championship finalists

(NPR?!)

Richmond restaurant mogul hit with $3.2 million donut defamation suit

Donut defamation suit is my new band name

Any story about a $3.2 million donut belongs in the JA thread.

For space…

Traffic brought to standstill after JK Rowling publicly trims her bush

The Trump Taj Mahal casino sold for 4 cents on the dollar

See this is a great one sentence description of how horrible he was at running businesses.