The Great Headline thread

Some guys who are packed need to learn how to package better.
kosmo wrote:
Pole Vaulters Olympic Dream Shattered By His Own Penis

Cross posted to walky thread

https://x.com/denizthetenis/status/1819702777058377795?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA


French Vaulter Offered $250K to Flaunt His Infamous Olympic ‘Bulge’
Hatchamaticıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Pole Vaulters Olympic Dream Shattered By His Own Penis

Cross posted to walky thread

https://x.com/denizthetenis/status/1819702777058377795?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA


French Vaulter Offered $250K to Flaunt His Infamous Olympic ‘Bulge’


If he's straight but okay with 95% of the potential audience being gay men, then go for it. It's only an hour.
CLOSE THE SOUTHERN BORDER (of Virginia) there appears to be an invasion from the south


Florida Man Arrested In Crystal City Bank Robbery
A gay, multi-ethnic, chicken-farming family is part of Minnesota’s emerging polyamorous community
@StarTribune
Husband admits adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's Cokes in hopes he would marry her daughter
Worker found dead in cubicle four days after she clocked in
One of the worst ways to go.

Bagley wrote:
Worker found dead in cubicle four days after she clocked in
Cock wrote:
One of the worst ways to go.

Bagley wrote:
Worker found dead in cubicle four days after she clocked in

To have never known me? Yes, I concur.
Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville
maybe he promised no more Bon Jovi albums

Hatch, wrote:
Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville
Johnny Marr rubbishes Morrissey’s claim about Smiths trademark
A little morbid, but love the throwback to 80s tech in a war in 2024, I have to imagine
millennials Having no idea what a pager is



Israel Planted Explosives in Pagers Sold to Hezbollah
Vegan Food Fest Turns Even More Hellish Than Normal


The ‘Vegan Fyre Festival’ overwhelmed a parking lot in Queens, as Vegandale attendees endured long lines and vegan food.