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The Great Headline thread

sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 22, 2024 at 08:52 PM UTC #
^ i audibly LOLed
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 25, 2024 at 04:07 PM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 25, 2024 at 04:35 PM UTC #
gets off work computer to look up what a bager den is
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 26, 2024 at 11:10 AM UTC #
The Cure: Alone review – majestically wreathed in misery and despair

https://youtu.be/sx9SVAtMkJM?feature=shared
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread September 27, 2024 at 01:27 AM UTC #
So I gather no one was in need of any extra misery and dispair today
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 01, 2024 at 11:19 AM UTC #
Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 01, 2024 at 04:31 PM UTC #
Multivisti-hatch wrote:
Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire

been burnt by that one before
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 01, 2024 at 05:05 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Multivisti-hatch wrote:
Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire

been burnt by that one before
I'm still bitter
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 04, 2024 at 04:16 PM UTC #
realizing what's happening in Argentina might be a sensitive issue, but this made me chuckle…

Argentina’s Javier Milei accused of plagiarising UN speech from West Wing

Populist leader alleged to have ‘copied word for word’ a monologue by TV show’s fictional president Jed Bartlet
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 04, 2024 at 04:47 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
realizing what's happening in Argentina might be a sensitive issue, but this made me chuckle…

Argentina’s Javier Milei accused of plagiarising UN speech from West Wing

Populist leader alleged to have ‘copied word for word’ a monologue by TV show’s fictional president Jed Bartlet

The first sign something was amiss was when he gave the speech in English.
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 07, 2024 at 06:46 PM UTC #
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 08, 2024 at 12:54 AM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
We are getting ever closer to me telling the story of why I was hugging that one fatty at GwarBQ all those years ago…
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 08, 2024 at 01:35 AM UTC #
Beer can artwork accidentally thrown in bin by staff member at Dutch museum
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 08, 2024 at 01:04 PM UTC #
personally, I'd take Mexican coke over asbestos any day
but then again I've tried neither, so I know I don't have a lot of credibility here
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 13, 2024 at 12:08 PM UTC #
Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 14, 2024 at 04:55 AM UTC #
election-hatch wrote:
Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here

i thought diaper-packing was trump's gig…

speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon… anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers.  vids/deets/etc:  lol#1, and lol#2.
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 14, 2024 at 01:52 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon… anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers. 
Second worst headliner, all time, behind No Doubt.
Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 14, 2024 at 02:06 PM UTC #
His fans really like him…
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread October 30, 2024 at 06:21 PM UTC #
Bull Semen Driver Escapes Speeding Ban

and i'm sorry what… driver told the court he was a Bespoke Expert in Canadian Bull Semen and thus need his license to cover a large rural patch

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