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WALMART REMOVES LISTING FOR KIDS’ TOY THAT SINGS ABOUT COCAINE

This is truly so random

Ania Tanner, a grandmother from Ontario, Canada, was shocked when an innocent-looking dancing cactus toy she bought for her granddaughter at Walmart started swearing and singing about doing cocaine in Polish, CTV News reports.

“This toy uses swear words and talking about cocaine use,” Tanner told the broadcaster. “This is not what I ordered for my granddaughter.”

Unsurprisingly, Walmart yanked the toy from its online store — although people had been complaining about the toy for at least five months, according to CTV.

But its rapping skills in Polish weren’t age-appropriate. In addition to rapping about cocaine, the jovial succulent also covered other pleasantries such as suicide and depression.

“It just so happens that I am Polish and when I started to listen to the songs and I heard the words,” Tanner told CTV News. “I was in shock. I thought what is this some kind of joke?”

“It’s about taking five grams of cocaine and being alone… It’s a very depressing song,” she added.

As it turns out, the Chinese manufacturer apparently had no idea it was using a song by Polish rapper Cypis — who, according to CTV News, had no idea his song was being used for a children’s toy at all.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/walmart-removes-toy-cocaine
excontredaction wrote:

MCPD Warns of Scam Violin Players at Local Shopping Centers

https://mocoshow.com/blog/mcpd-warns-of-scam-violin-players-at-local-shopping-centers/

Apparently the buskers aren't really playing the violin, so buyer beware.

we had something similar in our little town, except it was an accordion player.  he would set up with amplification in the local grocery store's parking lot and wail away for hours in front of signs stating "hungry please help" and "out of work due to pandemic".  anyone with a minimal amount of musical knowledge could tell that the music coming out of the speakers wasn't coming from his instrument - he was ok, but not great, at miming along to the prerecorded music.  only lasted for a month before he disappeared… wonder where he ended up. 
Brown-hatch wrote:
[url=https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/12/07/aws-amazon-outage-what-do/6419140001/Amazon not loading? Can't hook up on Tinder? The internet has failed you again. Here's what to do

Corrected link: https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/12/07/aws-amazon-outage-what-do/6419140001/

dude…
sweetcell wrote:
Brown-hatch wrote:
[url=https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/12/07/aws-amazon-outage-what-do/6419140001/Amazon not loading? Can't hook up on Tinder? The internet has failed you again. Here's what to do

Corrected link: https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/12/07/aws-amazon-outage-what-do/6419140001/

dude…
yes, I screwed up the link…but honestly this is the headline thread and you shouldn't even need the link or discuss the article, just thought it would be good for contex, as I imagine 2/3s of this board doesn't know what AWS is or does
Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive
this could go in many threads, but this headline made me chuckle…

Dismay and glee as Coldplay say they will stop recording in 2025
Damn… came here to post in the Coldplay hate thread
Can’t believe they are going to make us wait until 2025, just stop now
Scientists Defy God, Teach Goldfish to Drive on Land
46 wrote:
Scientists Defy God, Teach Goldfish to Drive on Land

we're already defying god with our vaccines, what harm is there in a little finned driving?
Thieves Steal Gallery Owner’s Multimillion-Dollar NFT Collection: ‘All My Apes Gone’
This may win the thread, via Jon Wuster:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYXG4i1PCyD
An album made entirely of endangered bird sounds beat Taylor Swift on a top 50 chart
Pig heart transplant recipient stabbed a man seven times years ago.

Heartless bastard?
Cross posting to Meanwhile in Canada

Police searching for man who stole an $8,000 Gibson Custom Shop '59 Les Paul by cramming it down his pants

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/gibson-les-paul-theft
That's how I got my cello

kosmo wrote:
Cross posting to Meanwhile in Canada

Police searching for man who stole an $8,000 Gibson Custom Shop '59 Les Paul by cramming it down his pants

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/gibson-les-paul-theft
I also stuff my "grand piano" down my pants everyday
Truck with 100 monkeys crashes in PA, people told not to approach missing animal


…so many questions…