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The Great Headline thread

grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 09, 2025 at 12:14 PM UTC #
Metallica rocked Virginia Tech concert so hard it registered as a small earthquake
sweetcell
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 09, 2025 at 05:03 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Metallica rocked Virginia Tech concert so hard it registered as a small earthquake

saw some vids of Enter Sandman @ VT… not gonna lie, looked epic.
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM UTC #
More details and what a subheading



jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 10, 2025 at 02:34 AM UTC #
There’s video of the entire thing and it’s exactly what you’re hoping it is.
nkotb
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 10, 2025 at 01:38 PM UTC #


hutch wrote:
Dumbest thing ever

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq808px90wxo
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 02:09 PM UTC #
Trump mocked for looking 'more orange than usual'
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 04:28 PM UTC #
I legit almost fell for an Onion headline, the rage was bubbling up

“Texas Bans Being Different Around Children”

kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 04:40 PM UTC #
Don’t usually get good headlines from music sites but here you go

Boy Hits Car Concert Canceled After Truck Hits Venue
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 06:51 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Don’t usually get good headlines from music sites but here you go

Boy Hits Car Concert Canceled After Truck Hits Venue


An out-of-control dumptruck full of fill dirt. It's a wonder it didn't plow through the whole building.
grateful
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 07:13 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:
This headline gets worse with every word: Two nights in Vegas with the fan-bros of UFC


5,555
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 09:16 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:
This headline gets worse with every word: Two nights in Vegas with the fan-bros of UFC
TBH, first 7 are fairly pedestrian and hardly 'great headline' worthy
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 13, 2025 at 09:25 PM UTC #
BarelyHatch wrote:
Justin wrote:
This headline gets worse with every word: Two nights in Vegas with the fan-bros of UFC
TBH, first 7 are fairly pedestrian and hardly 'great headline' worthy


Should I have posted it in the "This headline gets worse with every word" thread?
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 14, 2025 at 06:31 PM UTC #
Oasis to release new album of unoriginal material


Wait, so what were their other releases ;)
kosmo
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 18, 2025 at 03:25 PM UTC #
We never get juicy scandals like this, just corruption

Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM UTC #
Turkey to fine passengers for standing up too soon on planes

I somewhat feel the penalty is not enough, but I’ll take this as a win
jrpa
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 01:13 AM UTC #
GuruHatch wrote:
Turkey to fine passengers for standing up too soon on planes

I somewhat feel the penalty is not enough, but I’ll take this as a win
A deterrent that the wealthy can afford is not a deterrent to the wealthy.
Hutch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 01:16 AM UTC #
I would love for these people to self combust upon getting up too early


Same fate for people who push seats as far back as they can while one tries to eat…would be nice. Obviously this only happens in cattle class.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Great Headline thread May 29, 2025 at 01:44 AM UTC #
I think it would be great if a part of the social contract included a clause that we could shoot a spitball at one of these early standers and face no repercussions
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